IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Hello arsed you appear to be of similar vintage as me. These young wenches will have to learn to respect their elders and let us have our wicked way (ahem) fun first so we don't get trampled in the scrum.

Oh - FML - FuckMyLife, in cae that needs a translation too?

misex = typo for mixed (not some random abbreviation - though feel free to turn it into one) In fact, most of the above posts are typos. All the right letters, not necessarily in the right order. FMTyping.

I know: it's not a catchy MN name. All the good ones were gone - well, MiladydeWinter was gone.

I like OnlyBoy though!

onlyboy just picture yourself as Queenie in that gif every time you enter a room for an instant boost

Soz fluff, seems the Minister has a stiff sentence in mind for my recent misdemeanors

Fancy I think it's the Minister's stiff cock sentence that keeps prodding me. Bloody move over a bit will you? I'm trying to stitch velcro onto a Blue Tunic of Sex.
Does anywench have the faintest clue when the principle of "age before beauty" was recognised in the tav? It's a new one on me
so a euphemism.

I'd like to confirm Trev's new ministerial desk is well and truly up to the job. Jolly sturdy

I've just been watching Hot Judge Patrick judging lingerie. Bit warm now.

Looking at holidays today - one of the hotels mentioned paella on the blurb. Sold!

move over a bit did you say fluff? That's a bit hard (ylt & nlt) given our current position, but maybe changing the angle will help?

Who's eaten all the fucking welsh cakes?

Sorry Comtess I'm just making another batch and if Fancy would just stop fucking writhing around on Trev's cock the end of the chaise for a minute it would help.
Please do take a seat while you're waiting (no, not there, it's a bit sticky) and enjoy the show.

I do love that Athos 'medley'.

Nothing finer than a cross/ eye rolling Athos.

I loved the comical head tilt over Aramis not minding abstinence.

FAF indeed.

Oh oh

I know what I was going to say. Think I spotted a slight boob (not mine). When Athos is kneeling down right at v beginning of starting scene the soles of his boots look brand new. Ditto rupert's.

Thanks Fluff. I do like Fresh batch. Lush.

a slight boob comtess? Don't be hard on yourself

Comtess obviously a 'slight boob' isn't yours. yours would be a 'magnificent boob' - or similar.

PS - welsh contingent. Commiserations on yesterday's rugby.

I've never had a Welshcake....for god sake don't tell Comtess, are they like a scone?

and Arf at being considered a young wench

elk . They're even better than scones. Here, just for you.....

There you go wenches - safe and sound

He may need a quick sponge over, but otherwise should be able to walk in a straight line in, say, 2-3 days

helen, I am trying to erase that from my memory thank you. But what should we expect, they omitted my favourite rugby thighs inappropriate sporting crush from the squad

Right. Sod it, work can wait until tomorrow.

You can have Athos back when I've finished with him.

Right, as I am in foreign parts where it is a lot later than where you lot are, I'm taking Benjamin Santi off for a fucking good seeing to nightcap. Night wenchi. Play nicely

I leave you with this, which beats the fuck out of a picture of some cakes.

Well fuck me fluff, that is tasty. Time for a cold shower I think.

Night wenches

Many thanks Fancy

but I'd rather have

I'm on my hols!!!
Gorgeous blue sky here 😊
I'm trying to convince everyone we need to go to barafundle bay 😁
So....happy wrenching til I get back!
Ilya 💞

Morning wenches.

Have a wonderful holiday Badderz, and of course you should go to Barafundle Bay. Have a squeee for me if you go

Elk - I've never had a Welsh cake either

Gorgeous pic Fluffy

I rather overdid the Paella last night. not possible it went everywhere and I'm covered!

And I'm that note I must have my breakfast and get ready for work 😥

Have fabulous days wenches x