IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

And that, LetUs is why Team A rocks. Right there. Velcro, restraining blue fabric and loopholes. God I love my team 💖💖💖

Helen are you going to take that? "Lower your ladder and wait your turn"

Well, this is interesting.

Are these homemade?

Don't forget the newly formed Team Grim (name pending) fancy

Of course they're home made Fancy 😱 I've been sweating over Father Vega my skillet for hours!
We could ask Trev to join us on the chaise so he can shag console the losers in the coming team wars. I'm sure we could keep him entertained during the fighting.
Welsh cake anyone?

I think that as Team Grimm/Grimmer is new those involved will have to sort out their terms of engagement from scratch (ylt)

I've already had 3 fluff, but if you insist. They're proper tasty

Trev won't have time to console the losers, he's going to be shagging consoling me. Not sure why I need consoling - maybe because it's not my rota night? Never mind, I'll think of a reason

Team Grime perhaps mouse - less, er, depressing & conveys a level of filth?

That's because they're HOME MADE Fancy.
Are you planning on shagging being consoled by the Minster of Phwoar on the chaise in front of me and mouse?????
Excellent. Move up a bit Mouse, give them some room.

Have been a Musketeers fan FOREVER. Am poking my head round the door to wave "hello", emboldened by my not being kicked out of the tennis thread, and wondering if there's space for another wench - I don't mind drinking the Spanish wine if all the good stuff's gone from the monastery cellar.

What does FAF stand for?
What the hell has happened to Porthos's hair? It deserves its own show.
I know the rota is full up, but just so you know where I spend many a happy fantasy: Aramis; Athos; D'Artagnan; Treville.
Huge girl crush on the Queen.
Sometimes have had a weird Rochefort moment

Mr Mouse suggested the Grimmoaners as the name for team Grim.

Minster of Phwoar - love it fluff . And well, erm, yeah. Keep a tight hold on those welsh cakes, things could get a bit bumpy

Hi boy
I believe FAF stands for fit as fuck.
I adore Queenie too and have had the odd Roquefort moment.

"lower my ladder" Soz - I only do that for Athos
Suggest you entertain yourselves - we'll be a while

Boy!!! Welcome - please make yourself at home. You've picked a good night to visit the Tav - there's bickering over Athos & Dog & fluff has made refreshments for the rest of us while we watch. Don't mind me & Trev, he's consoling me for some reason that appears to have slipped my mind.

FAF = Fit as Fuck

More translations for new arrivals:
(thanks Elk from the previosu thread)

ylt - yes like that
nlt - not like that
rtft - Read the Fucking Thread
Dog - D'artagnan
nto - Not that one (as in....took the Dog (nto) for a walk
HBF - Hot Beardy Fucker

Oh and good to see you're another Queenie fan boy. I do love Queenie & you've just given me an excuse to post this gif

Grimmoaners is a good one mouse!

I'm sure this has been posted before but it possibly needs updating as Season 3 continues...

I have used all of these expressions while teaching.

Ah shit, now I'm covered in crumbs. Need an HBF to lick them off.
Always room for a new wench TOLBINC except within 100 miles of Aramis especially one who isn't fussy about what she drinks.
FAF stands for Fit As Fuck.
Porthos' hair will no doubt be the subject of lengthy discussion
Fancy has a big girl crush on 12 year old Queenie so play nicely you two.
And probably best not to mention Roquefort again.

What happened there? A dozen fecking posts appeared while I was typing. I've obviously got Helen's problem (nto)
Christ Fancy stop poking me in the ribs will you? Oh sorry, it was Trev.

Thank you for the welcome, everyone! And all the translations... My friend and I just call it HMILT (Hot Men in Leather Trousers).

DS was at Scout camp over the weekend: "We gutted a fish and then had to cook it over the fire.."
Me:"Er - was it like when Queen Anne cooked the fish over the fire?"
DS : "No, in a frying pan..."

Best line ever though is Constance:
You bring women to fight your battles?
Maybe I bring men to fight mine.

Fancy - that gif - why isn't that my life?

OnlyBoy (or whatever you want to be called?) Constance rocks when she's not being a drip

FML - I have to work...... and wench as long as I don't get those two misex up or I'm going to be sending some internesting emails. Esp, when I try to attach work docs and it automatically reverts to the Folder of FAF. Also vicer cersa when on here and you nearly get random word docs attached instead of FAF

Now Minister, I've eaten nearly all fluff's welsh cakes & I was up far too late last night reading Anatole filth. I obviously need taking in hand. A firm one.