IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

"Wrenching" Badders??? How well you know us.
there was a lot of that going on on the chaise last night. It was Fancy. And Trev.
Have a fabulous holiday 😘

Wrenching!?
Ffs
WENCHING

Hmmm, no Aramis on this page yet. I'll just correct that. And I know you're partial to a bit of early morning Araporn LetUs....
You're welcome.

Welsh cakes. Mmmmm (in the manner of Homer Simpson). My Welsh grandma made the best ever Welsh cakes.
Heyho off to work but it's half term so the buses will be nearly empty. See you on Saturday!

Oh thank you Fluffy! Had my mouth full when that picture was taken

Aramis and his hair

Have a good day Smut

Ds2 is forcing me to go swimming.
I'm deeply unhappy about this 🏊🏻
Then a bike ride 🚴🏻
Then the adventure centre.
Pray for me, wenches 🙏🏻

Morning wenches

Have a fabulous time on holiday badders

Well good morning handsome Think I need to take a moment Maybe somewhere a bit cleaner

Have good days at work letus & smut - maybe this'll help?

Fluffy: the pic at 23.33 is just....

How did the BBC manage to find three (sorry, Porthos) such divine men? But consider this: Top Gear - Clarkson/May/Hammond - runs for a gazillion years until Clarkson punches someone. We get The Musketeers for three years. Three years! There's something fundamentally wrong there.

Mind you, the Musketeers punch someone every single week. And usually more than one someone.

Oit, Fancy, you made all that mess on the chaise, so get cleaning Missy!

Thank you OnlyBoy, it's my favourite Santi porn picture.
I currently wish the boys would punch all of the BBC for being such a bunch of utter twats!

I'll do it when I've woken up properly fluff. Right now I want and more and some pretty while I drink it.

It's a travesty alright onlyboy. Like all the (lack of) promo. I am so sick of all the trailers for fucking Eastenders, it's on every week at the same time. WE KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. (Disclaimer : I don't actually as I couldn't give a shiny shite about it. But still)

5am - DS decides to get into the bed with us [bleary-eyed-face-of-knackeredness]

bleurghhhhhhh Is it bed time yet?

Morning all. . Who ordered the hurricane-with-added-rain? Had trialrunofworkproject yesterday, 20 hour day, was a bit hairy but everyone was mostly happy for the launch on Saturday. Given the weather I will not be stirring far from the sofa all day.

Oh, for the benefit of newbies, I'm Cinn, I'm here occasionally, I talk in strange codes about my job because there aren't many of us that do what I do, and more detail would be outing. I'm not in a Team, I barge in and grab whichever one I fancy . But not Cardinal, Roquefort or Vinnie, uurrrggh.

OMFC!!!!!!!

I step out for ONE DAY (for a fab wench + wenchlets meet with anne in bigcity ) and there are a gazillion pages and newbies to catch up on!

Well it is lovely to have you all here sharing the Muskelove I must say.

I was going to do some NEWBIE BONGS to keep track welcome you all but my computer is in the shop so Im doing this on my phone which means too hard to do properly. So in a random style...

onlyboy - impeccable taste in music, hope youre not team aramis cant remember anyones boffing order

Who said HMILT? (Hot men in leather trousers)

cj are you lyndie? Your tastes are virtually identical! Anyway your suggestion to "create a bonfire on a dusty floor from the random sparks ignited from discarded underwear" had me proper LOLing.

I am also loving the fighty newbies. Do please continue. Violence. We love that in a woman.

OMFC = oh my fucking christ

WTAF = what the actual fuck

etc

BONGS = bullet-point Newsround style roundup /summary of the past few pages for people who dont have time to RTFT.

Done in days gone by, by helen (when she had less work) or flopsy (sadly departed wench* )

*not actually dead or anything, just not here any more

Also wailing at how long it has taken me to RTFT. I really must remember not to have a RL anymore. Or not for the next 9 weeks at any rate. In typical sod's law fashion, I have only actually developed a RL as S3 kicked off. FMRL.
Oh yes! I know what I've been meaning to say since Sat night - when Aramis listed all the women who loved him & then carked it - is it me or did he say Isabella? With an a ? Wasn't it Isabelle ? Or am I risking a yellow card here?

To conclude - renewed newbie welcome & Welsh cakes are frigging lovely.

Maybe it's a nod to the fact that he's been living near spain for four years sparks.

FML = fuck my life.

Or fuck my anything.

Eg FMRL = fuck my real life.

Sparks I thought that too about Isabel/Isabella so no yellow card.

Right Team A, brace yourselves. I have pictures of Santi in The Mindy Project screened on Hulu today.
Apolgies to other teams, but FUCK ME HE IS HOT!!!!

There's more....

Oh I stand no chance of catching up!!

I'll just leave this here!

I'm Minty. Or MintyEva. I'm rubbish at being here.
badders have lovely hols!

Hope all Wenchlets are through the worst of exams now.

KHIMFWF(WIB) = Kill him in the face with fire (with a brick)

I believe that was LetUs in a particularly stressed mode?

FMTyping is my usual due to speed of fingers not equalling accuracy, and completely sloppy no proofreading in an effort not to fall further behind.

Sparks maybe it was that he was just trying to list them all... "Adele, Isabelle, err... the queen" No - he def. says Isabella in the episode.

And while I'm on the details... no-one mentioned it at the time, and it wasn't very clear on my screen, but I spotted Athos's fleur-de-lsy biker jacket - for Hayley