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Emmerdale- are we in the least bit bovvered what happens in The Dales right now?

999 replies

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/03/2016 13:18

the last thread got to 1000 (took 2 and a half YEARS Grin )

So:
Paddy and Rhona off to Germany with Marlons blessing.
Why did Rhona say "Pretend you fell off a horse" to explain his bruise. He's a Vet. He could've been kicked by any sort of animal, he's the most unlikely equestrian ever.

Eric- something going on with him. Not just a touch of dodgy tummy, I reckon he'll have something serious and bowel related (a slow burn storyline )

Holly- can't stick her, whiney irritating little twerp.

Charity, you are not the hottest thing to walk the Dales. Go Away.

Ashley Sad

Chrissie/Andy/Robert .
Chrissie and Robert are talking . Is there going to be another Sudgen Brother Love Triangle? (Yawn)

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TheLegendOfBeans · 25/12/2016 06:57

Please make Moira and Cain be back together properly pls pls pls pls pls x

TheLegendOfBeans · 27/12/2016 15:51

Just caught up with all programmes now and if the writers are reading this I'm sure I'm not alone in not giving a flappy fart anymore about Jimmy and Nicola.

I see from little Elliott's attempts to see his mum over Christmas the stage is set for the return of the insufferable Adele Silva.

OneWithTheForce · 27/12/2016 16:41

You're not alone legend! Cants and nico and jimmeh. What was the point of that two week disappearing act he did? It madness no sense at all to leave his disabled wife with 3 young children, two If which weren't even hers!

OneWithTheForce · 27/12/2016 16:43

Paddy, Rhonda and Pearse can all fuck off too. Bunch of boring bastards.

DanyellasDonkey · 27/12/2016 19:02

Too many stories go on for too long - Paddy/Rhona/Perace, Nicola and Jimmy and Emma being on the bridge but not discovered.

Put us out of our misery.

Glad the awful Joanie has gone

ellenanora5 · 28/12/2016 22:08

God its crap at the moment and if that awful bloody woman comes back I'll scream (Elliots mother)

I missed a good few episodes when I was away but it doesn't matter, its so bad anyway.

HettyWainthrop · 29/12/2016 10:42

It is just so obvious what is going to happen, Moira sleeps with Pete and then Cain a day later, if she is not too old, she is going to end up pregnant and we are going to have a "whose the Daddy?" storyline, yawn

Eastie77 · 29/12/2016 14:00

Did she actually sleep with Pete? I thought she just told Cain that to wind him up.

Finola1step · 29/12/2016 14:41

Yep, she dtd with both.

deloresclaiborne · 29/12/2016 16:11

moira slept with pete, i must of missed that bit. i seen moira kiss pete but he pulled away and then they was sat at the table, things was awkward between them and then leyla came in and could sense a falling out and told them to kiss and make up.
did they have sex after that. i thought she was winding cain up as well

Finola1step · 29/12/2016 20:00

There was a point afterwards when Pete was telling Moira that he wants to be with Laila and Moira asks "So why did you sleep with me?"

CaptainHammer · 30/12/2016 19:47

Yea Moira/Pete definitely slept together, I thought it'll be a who's the daddy storyline too. Maybe Moira and Victoria pregnant at the same time?

I fast forward the Jimmy/Nicola storyline, load of rubbish!
I thought Joanie was leaving to go back to Corrie?? Wonder if she'll be killed off leaving Kyle with Cain.

Eastie77 · 31/12/2016 09:10

I know he's her nephew through marriage but still...Moira...ewwww. That's gross man. Pregnancy unlikey though, she's too old. I seem to recall when she celebrated her last birthday Charity made a dig about it being her 50th and she retorted she was actually 49.

I was going to joke that Joanie should toddle off to Weatherfield to be reunited with her abandoned son, didn't realise it might actually happen! I doubt Cain would really want Kyle full time although he might step up in a bid to show Moira he is a changed man etc.

JaneJeffer · 04/01/2017 02:08

I though Charity might have a who's the daddy storyline with Cain and Ross!

Is Lisa seriously just letting Zak back in and making chicken soup for him with her burnt hand? Very disappointing.

loinnir · 04/01/2017 10:04

JaneJeffer I agree. My uni age kids were appalled at Lisa last night- they suddenly shouted WTF at the TV when she made the soup with her burnt hands- sends all the wrong messages. All the crap he put Belle and Lisa through and back with his feet under t'table.

Surely, given the force of the explosion at the caravan door both Lisa and Cain would be much more badly injured ? Is Layla living at Pete's now? Where do they all sleep in the (former) 2 bed flat?

MitzyLeFrouf · 04/01/2017 19:12

Where has Joanie gone? Has she been bumped off in a jolly Crimbo accident?

MitzyLeFrouf · 04/01/2017 19:17

And why the feck is Psycho Piers proposing to Rhona? They should be going in their first city break not prancing up the aisle!

Soap courtships are ridiculously speedy. In real life she'd still be wailing over the breakup of her marriage. Not that anyone would be overly upset at splitting up with Paddy, but you know what I mean...

MTWTFSS · 04/01/2017 19:31

Shock Did Piers rape Rhona?

ellenanora5 · 04/01/2017 19:33

Joanie is in prison Mitzy, she belted some lad who was trying it on with Kerry, then she belted a copper so she's locked up.

Pierce is getting worse isn't he, he's a bloody creep.

Yes I couldn't believe Lisa making soup for Zach, its ridiculous.

MitzyLeFrouf · 04/01/2017 19:37

Oh poor Rhona. I didn't realise that was coming.

MitzyLeFrouf · 04/01/2017 19:41

Ah thanks ellenora! So she will come out of the clink and realise she's surplus to requirements.

TheLegendOfBeans · 04/01/2017 20:02

MTWTFSS basically, yes.

ellenanora5 · 04/01/2017 22:14

Yep Mitzy, she'll have to hot foot it back to the cobbles and be Daniels Mum again Grin

I hope Rhona tells someone about Pierce and they smash his face in, but they've been building up this storyline for quite a while so I think it will go on for long time, I always knew he'd be a control freak Angry

JaneJeffer · 05/01/2017 01:06

That was terrible. I was hoping Pierce would not turn out to be as bad as we were expecting but he's even worse Sad

Oblivia · 05/01/2017 10:05

yes, could see Pierce is some kind of control freak and he obviously took no notice when Rhona said she was not in the mood.