Emmerdale- are we in the least bit bovvered what happens in The Dales right now?

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the last thread got to 1000 (took 2 and a half YEARS )

So:
Paddy and Rhona off to Germany with Marlons blessing.
Why did Rhona say "Pretend you fell off a horse" to explain his bruise. He's a Vet. He could've been kicked by any sort of animal, he's the most unlikely equestrian ever.

Eric- something going on with him. Not just a touch of dodgy tummy, I reckon he'll have something serious and bowel related (a slow burn storyline )

Holly- can't stick her, whiney irritating little twerp.

Charity, you are not the hottest thing to walk the Dales. Go Away.

Ashley

Chrissie/Andy/Robert .
Chrissie and Robert are talking . Is there going to be another Sudgen Brother Love Triangle? (Yawn)

Yes, that's how I read it.... I think we all know who dies though?!

I think we all know who dies though?!

Who?

No one knows who dies yet.

All different stories this week

Reveal is on Friday

Not even those in the know on digital spy knows who dies.

Who is leaving ? I know the actor who plays James is

It's not been announced yet.

There's a few leaving, not necessarily this week. This week looks like it's shaping up to be a good one!

I thought it was known that James dies?

What the fuck is this ridiculous shite with marlon and paddy dressing up as bunnies?? can't those two ever just not be in a sitcom?

Tonights episode was dire, boring and embarrassing

Embarrassing is right. I'd be handing in my notice if I was responsible for writing and directing that crap.

Absolute rubbish tonight. The usual overacted tomfoolery between Marlon and Paddy, Rhona's inability to see through Pierce's obsessive behaviour and are we seriously meant to believe that Rhona and Paddy have just crashed into Robert and Aaron?

Please give us some credit [hmmm]

Sorry

What on earth was that all about, and were they camping up the road from the village, how come Rhona and Pierce got there so quickly, and what was that nonsense in the woods, I couldn't figure out why they had left Leo on his own for so long but it turns out they hadn't, and why didn't Rhona drive herself back instead of leaving her car, but then all of a sudden she was in the car with Paddy

Exactly ellenanora shite of the highest order!

After the brilliant episodes of Holly's death this much-trumpeted week is turning into pantomime nonsense.

Let's hope the next couple of episodes are better but I won't hold my breath

Rhona had been drinking the bottle of wine, that's why she wasn't able to drive. But how did Pierce know where she was ? Has he got a tracking thingy on her phone ?
The Bunny Boys were crap tonight. I think the script writers have forgotten how old they really are

Too true DanyellasDonkey, I said that a while ago, such a let down after the Holly/Moira story.

I had forgotten she was drinking redshoeblueshoe, thanks for that, at least that makes sense

Oh ye, maybe he tracks her phone, he's such a creep I wouldn't be surprised

Why did Rhona do that bloodcurdling scream for paddy and Marlon when pierce drove off? I had to rewind it as I thought I'd blinked and misses Leo falling into water or something. why was she so panicked to get after him? Ridiculous. Really awful.

I thought Monday was good but tonight was crap. I was really disappointed Marlon wasn't in the car though (because he probably won't get killed off, and I was hoping it would be him...)

Iamnoangel - yes its a pity it can't be Marlon, he's nearly 50 and still acts like a teenager. Mondays was good, Tuesdays - rubbish. I was annoyed with Rhona and Paddy though, when they were in the café and she was clearly scared of Pierce and no-one said anything

One of the best bits of last nights, for me, was Paddy 'standing upto' pierce .
It's about time he did.
It bothers me that Rhona is so obviously scared of pierce, why? I mean I know why, cos he's a shit bag, but why is she tolerating him at all, just get rid.
There's red flags all over this.
What irritates me the most tho is the music always playing in the back ground as if to show that we are all on the same day, and all listening to the same music at the same time.

I enjoyed last night. I thought Paddy and Marlon were funny! I cannot abide Peirce and am hoping Paddy crashes into him. I didnt quite get the man at the camp who kept on asking were you in the forest but other than that it was fine. I like Marlon and Paddy anyway.

Oh for crying out loud!! They really are taking the piss out us with this shit.

Another load of crap wasn't it Jenlindley,

Ridiculous nonsense

That was farcical.

It was like a low budget horror movie. Wouldn't even make it to channel 5.