Emmerdale- are we in the least bit bovvered what happens in The Dales right now?

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the last thread got to 1000 (took 2 and a half YEARS )

So:
Paddy and Rhona off to Germany with Marlons blessing.
Why did Rhona say "Pretend you fell off a horse" to explain his bruise. He's a Vet. He could've been kicked by any sort of animal, he's the most unlikely equestrian ever.

Eric- something going on with him. Not just a touch of dodgy tummy, I reckon he'll have something serious and bowel related (a slow burn storyline )

Holly- can't stick her, whiney irritating little twerp.

Charity, you are not the hottest thing to walk the Dales. Go Away.

Ashley

Chrissie/Andy/Robert .
Chrissie and Robert are talking . Is there going to be another Sudgen Brother Love Triangle? (Yawn)

nah she must of been in something else cos ive never seen the inbetweeners
i wont be able to concentrate tonight
somebody must know

Yes she was in inbetweeners as Carly

ive done some research and she was in doc martin as poppy
oh the relief

Can someone catch me up on what has happened to James and where is he living now? I have missed pretty much everything since holly died.

Oh no - not Carly from The Inbetweeners

She had one facial expression in that show and it seems to have followed her to Emmerdale.

where has Cain's backbone gone?! Why didn't he go to Moira yesterday :(

Isn't she Anthony Heads daughter in real life?

Yes agree why is Cain acting the injured party ? Sulking away . Annoying me

Yes elspeth she is. I couldn't stand her in the I betweenness and j already can't stand her in emmerdale.

Yeah she's not the best, tbh. Her acting style seems to consist of sticking her head up into the air as far as possible and speaking in an artfully droll monotone. She's like something out of Made In Chelsea. And I'm not sure it's intentional!

Victoria looks soo much nicer now she has gone back to her natural hair colour. The blonde straw was awful on her

Rebecca is going to irritate the feck out of me
I suspect Aaron is going to have his heart broken again

Why when someone decides they are going to hand themselves into the police does a family member always race (and get there just in time) to stop them, and why shouldn't Jai punch Rakeshs lights out, I know I would if he'd stole that much from me.

I'm looking forward to next week, hope it's not a big let down.

ColonelSamantha, agree with you about Victoria, her hair was awful before.

I wonder is Cain really going to leave

Oh it's all gone very Misery in Emmerdale..............

I'll ask again now there are more people around.

What happened to James and where is he living now? Also, where is he going to the loo when Emma has locked him in the room?

JenLindley, James and Emma bought the farm that Andy owned, when they were moving boxes into it Ross had a go at James about his backseat shenanigans with Moira, all of a sudden James was falling down the stairs, he broke his leg and had an operation, Emma persuaded the doctors to let her look after him at home after she heard James and Ross discussing the Moira situation again behind the hospital curtain, so they are currently living at the farm, I think it's called Wileys but not sure.

She is trying to bump him off with morphine, which I presume she stole from the hospital/ doctors surgery, when James found out he was confronting her about it when he fell over and broke his leg again.

I have no idea where he goes to the loo

I haven't seen all the episodes but as far as I can tell

James and Emma have moved to a farm
James then broke his leg
Emma overheard him telling one of his sons that he'd snogged Moira
She was a bit cross at this so started doping his food
He found out about this and then fell over and broke his leg again (Silly boy)
Now she has him on lock down Annie Wilkes style
No idea about weeing and pooing situation!

Or what ellenora said!

She was a bit cross at this

I LOVE Emma when she gets her crazy on. The actress who plays her is brilliant.

thanks ellanora and madame

I didn't think about the loo situation!

How hot were Robert and Aaron tonight!

I'm trying to avoid spoilers for next week, really looking forward to it.

I agree Gin. She's so dainty and sweet, it contrasts well with the psycho crazy lady side of her personality!

Why have the blondes gone brown suddenly? First Victoria and now Carly? Vic never looked right blonde but Carly did.

James won't be pooing if he's on morpheme, it constipates dreadfully and he's not had much to drink either. I could feel hoc anxiety in the ep tonight, Emma is a brilliant psycho.

I love Robert and Aaron together. I hate how it's always on the cards that Robert will break his heart again. We all know it's only a matter of time.

Morphine not morpihime

i dont know if i have read this right in the paper but ......
it started off with a funeral last night and then it goes back to before the person dies
so every night this week we are going to see someone possibly die
last night aarron, robert or lucky and tonight it could be james and emma and then pierce and paddy and on friday we find out who it is
is that right, its very confusing