Emmerdale- are we in the least bit bovvered what happens in The Dales right now?

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the last thread got to 1000 (took 2 and a half YEARS )

So:
Paddy and Rhona off to Germany with Marlons blessing.
Why did Rhona say "Pretend you fell off a horse" to explain his bruise. He's a Vet. He could've been kicked by any sort of animal, he's the most unlikely equestrian ever.

Eric- something going on with him. Not just a touch of dodgy tummy, I reckon he'll have something serious and bowel related (a slow burn storyline )

Holly- can't stick her, whiney irritating little twerp.

Charity, you are not the hottest thing to walk the Dales. Go Away.

Ashley

Chrissie/Andy/Robert .
Chrissie and Robert are talking . Is there going to be another Sudgen Brother Love Triangle? (Yawn)

I'm thick, I never realised it was Emma who thrashed the pub, but yes Rachel it's same old same old rubbish, I wish she would leave.

Bernice looks so much younger without her full face make-up (when she was driving the JCB).
I thought she knew Lawrence was gay , did she not know?

Poor kids - Cain looks after Kyle for 4 minutes then quickly ropes Moira in.
I haven't seen Charity spending much time with Moses.
Same with Debbie, she foisted her DC off onto anyone who'd have them.

bernice asked lawrence if he was gay before they got married and he said no he wasnt
i dont understand why she smashed up rakeshes house, whats he got to do with it.
poor rakesh , cain kidnapped him because he thought he was belles bloke and now bernice as smashed his house conversion up

She smashed the house up because she blames the man who's working on it - Ronnie.

I think she was smashing it up because it was Ronnie's work. Although now I presume he will end up getting paid more because it will all have to be repaired!

Same here, I thought that Bernice knew the score, and that that was why Lawrence wanted separate rooms.

ellenanora I'm almost starting to enjoy Emma's carry-on . I still don't like her, mind you, but she can switch from sweet and smiling to absolute weapon, in no time, and carries it off really well.

I also think that Ronnie's appearance has made Lawrence's homosexuality/bisexuality real for her, finally, and made her realise she made a mistake marrying Lawrence.

just a guess but whats the chance that Lawrence and ronnie are going to rekindle their relationship and get caught out,its just begging to happen

Change of schedule this week, it's on Sunday (tomorrow), Monday and Friday.

thanks for that

Nice one Rachel, didn't know that, will sort my planner out

True about Emma, she plays the part well in fairness

No problem at all.

For any Corrie fans, the schedule is different for this week too.
Tonight 7.30 to 8.30.
Monday usual episodes
Tuesday 8 to 9 pm.

oh good something decent for a sunday night

many thanks

I wonder where they're going with the Andy/Bernice story. It's getting very complicated.

Don't know how I'll survive three days without Emmerdale. I'll be like Holly looking for her fix

Haha Jane , you will have to record it and eke it out over the week!

I like the fact that Andy and Bernice have always remained friends. Andy and Chrissie have no spark between them, in my opinion. Interesting to see what happens next.

I don't like the stuff creeping in of late, Tracy shouting at the universe and suchlike . It's not funny, just plain silly.

I have a bad feeling that Holly will take centre stage shortly. Honestly I would prefer to watch paint dry.

Andy and Chrissie have no spark between them
That's Chrissie and her bad acting.

Bored with Chrissie draping herself over Andy every chance, ugh Get a Room .
Bored of Holly "I'm not taking drugs, you have to trust me"
Bored with Belle/Jermaine. A GP leaves his surgery full of patients to run off to see his teenage mistress?

Bored of that Fecking Pirate Ship. Don't they have Things They Need to Be Doing ?

Completely agree 70is, I just want to shake the lot of them.

Emmerdale tomorrow night at 7 p.m.

This lame pirate ship story is something I expect from Corrie, so unfunny and tedious.

Hopefully Dr Bailey gets his comeuppance next week and this unpleasant story finally ends. I've realised that the actor who plays him is really poor.

Completely agree south. I didn't even watch tonight.
That stupid ship story is rubbish. That is a rented house. I'm sure Cain would have something to say about that monstrosity in the garden. Will it conveniently disappear when Debbie returns?

Words fail me as regards the doctor story. Very badly written, and played.

I actually like the ship . It looks so cool. But completely agree everything about it is unrealistic. (A) how much would it have cost?!! It wasn't long ago that they were scraping money together for groceries (B) not a chance they could have put that huge thing together themselves esp given they couldn't even understand the instructions (C) how come no one has a job in this village and the adults can play all day? (D) agree Cain wouldn't have allowed it

On another note why have they suddenly started to dress Belle - a 17yo in 80s style grown up jackets and hand bags? I've never seen anyone that young looking so middle aged and frumpy.

How come everyone seems to have forgiven Lachlan (who they still mix up whether they call him lochy or lucky, which is really annoying btw). He wasn't just a creep he was a lying sexual predator who still keeps recording people, gross peeping Tom. I can't understand why Lisa is happier for her to spend time with Lachlan than the doctor. I mean, yes he's married, yes he's leading her on, but he's only going to break her heart, not assault her and twist belle into thinking stalking is ok (given he does so much of it!). Personally I don't think that just because he's about her age makes him a better companion

Piers is such a creep.

I still miss Val.

Oh, and how come now that Kyle is allowed to spend time with both Cain and Kerry, why has no one ever suggested Any could now come back and make peace??? This is the most annoying thing to me of all. Even if they mentioned it and they came up with an excuse, I just find it so frustratingly unrealistic that no one would make the suggestion.
Bring back Amy

Amy not Any.

I don't know whether I want to hug Belle or slap her, the doctor is just yuk, and I agree about Pierce, he needs to go asap, he is horrible.

Home farm needs another fire or explosion, taking Chrissy and Lachy with it.

Do you know what I read yesterday, that the woman who played Aarons step mother is married to Paddy in real life I'm probably the last to know that though

That Holly character is just so dull dull dull. Annoying whiny voice, just a complete PITA. Do the writers/directors/editors ever actually watch a whole episode as viewers do?

Emma has to go. Nuts!

Dull dull dull Holly, very irritating, no redeeming features. Hope they pack her off again shortly. Any of the kids, right down to Baby Moses, would out act her, without even having to try.