TOWIE is back

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Anyone watch last night?

Seems some new faces - male and female

DANNI is turning on the tears again whenever she doesn't get her own way

Urgh Dannii!! What a drama llama.

I hate them all. Like Pete though. And Diagz.

I think Pete and Dani will get together

Ferne has keft but we get here by snap chat
Gemma has left but she is still shit stirring

Jessica W has left

Is there anyone left

oops sorry for typos!

I will watch on catch up. Danni is someone I would like to have left.

Lockie is looking very puffy and beefy isn't he? Too many pints.

Dani, move on, you left him for good reason, stop being a Cling On.

Chloe your hair looks like a blonde candy floss wig. But it's nice that you stick up for your friend.

Anyone think Georgia is a shadow of how she used to be? She just droops around next to Tommy. I'm not sure he'd be an easy boyfriend to have though tbh.

I still hate you and your annoying laugh Arg.

Apparently Mark Wright is making a special appearance.

WTF is up with Dani's face? Honestly, I've not seen towie for a couple of years but her face is teetering on the brink of going the way of Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Also: Lockie's got fat. LOLOLOL.

I'm just wondering what the 'code' is on Essex - at what point is a man allowed to date again once he's been ditched?? Yes Danni! I'm looking at YOU

Danni is getting on my nerves. Move on woman!

Are is the only TOWIE original left now :( nothing will beat series 1.

Love Pete he is HOT!

Arg!!*

dani is possessive - she isnt with lockie any more but cries when he kisses/meets someone else and gets stroppy

new girls get together with new boys

where is lydia? arg said he missed her

Danni is the sort of person you dread joining your work social group.

Did anyone notice that in Chloe's saloon the background hairdressers kept straightening the same bit of hair on the 'clients'

blondes I was waiting for it to snap off

Yes I couldn't stop looking at them, they were just feebly picking up the same bit of hair and brushing it over and over....what's the point of them even being there!?

I don't even think they were heated

Where can I watch this shite reality must see?

Itvbe on in a few mins

Is it Debbie's mission to make Carol cry for the camera???

And all this drama over a single person sleeping with another person .... I'm getting quite irked now!!

another single person!

Lockie is going all Marlon Brando - and not in a good way...

Carol will feel very raw. My mum died almost 2yrs ago and early days I would cry. Had a few tears Sunday as well

Even if lockie did sleep with the dark haired girl - so what. They are
Both single

Tho she said they didn't and rumour/lockie said they did

So I would go up to him infront of his friends and say why are you lying about me sleeping with you

Dani will boil bunnies like In fatal attraction

As usual seems the mums get dragged in and all look nipped and tucked and fake tan and white teeth

I thought the Debbie and Carol moments were sweet. It would have been better if Debbie could just be kind without making digs though, but I suppose that's her humour.

Lockie's face at the end was hilarious!