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TOWIE is back

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/02/2016 17:43

Anyone watch last night?

Seems some new faces - male and female

DANNI is turning on the tears again whenever she doesn't get her own way

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/03/2016 09:08

Taped it. Will watch tonight

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NickiFury · 14/03/2016 10:57

Just watching now Grin

NickiFury · 14/03/2016 11:15

Megan is not "stuck in the middle" Danni. Megan is on her friend's side.

supermum87 · 14/03/2016 14:08

Tommy was right.... They were all trying to be up Megan's arse....except Chloe.

VertigoNun · 14/03/2016 14:28

I thought he was saying they were all up Danni and her arse, they fought with Megan and the others defending Danni.

desperatehousewife21 · 14/03/2016 16:07

No I took it that he was saying they were up Megan's arse but why would they be...?

I'm getting sick of the whole Danni/ Courtney thing.

PointlessUsername · 14/03/2016 16:09

Danni appeared to be scared of Megan.
Taste of her own medicine that.

I don't think Megan and Pete suit at all.

desperatehousewife21 · 14/03/2016 16:19

All events end up like that, always some sort of grief.

Why do those 2 girls keep going to things when everyone seems against them? I'd find different 'friends'

CrystalMcPistol · 14/03/2016 16:22

Because that's their job as Towie cast members!

Vixxfacee · 14/03/2016 16:25

Pete and megan are definitely not together. They needed a way to get her in to the show.

Chloe simms is too old to be constantly beefing with everyone.

Danni wants lockie to want her back, I think that's what she is waiting for but he's moved on and doesn't care.

Mike is gross. I dont know why he thinks he's so hot. He's like a lobster with a receding hair line.

I find the new chloe annoying too.

Debbie and Carol need to leave now. Why is Carol still in it when all her children have left.

NickiFury · 14/03/2016 16:51

Debbie and Carol are in it to appeal to the middle age demographic. I don't mind them actually.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/03/2016 16:52

TOWIE doesn't need old people mums in it Grin

The mankinia were omg. Obv covering their hairy bollocks

DANNI so wants to get back with lockie. Still rem the night the broke up and he was going to ask her to marry him ......

But they are not together so who cares if lockie did or didn't get with someone else

Pete said in new mag the other week he was seeing Megan but didn't think she wouldn't be in TOWIE .......

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NorfolkEnchantsToday · 14/03/2016 18:38

James get me a drink....

Urm How about you get your own drink he's not you boyfriend slave!

MiniCooperLover · 14/03/2016 20:13

Arg has gotten quite large again hasn't he ... He looked quite rough at the Foster party

Busybuzzybumblebee · 14/03/2016 21:19

Dani is being a massive bitch and frankly her friends should be telling her to let it go and not joining her on ganging up on a young girl who hasn't done anything wrong.

Chloe simms kicking off was ridiculous and she's a pain in the arse.

The radioactive carrot (mike) is beyond unattractive and how he seems to be a master shagger is frankly puzzling.

Debbie and Carol and beginning to be cringe worthy

Arg is repulsive and annoying with a laugh that is like nails on a challenge board

Tommy seems very tightly wound and ragey

Jake and his robot girlfriend and both dull

I don't know why I watch it but do every week Blush

Busybuzzybumblebee · 14/03/2016 21:20

Chalk board obviously

Milzilla · 14/03/2016 22:18

Chloe Lewis gets right on my tits. I know, rationally, she's very pretty but the shiteness of her personality ruins her looks!

VertigoNun · 14/03/2016 22:22

I would put money on Mike having mirror wardrobes and pausing mid shag to admire himself.

emilybohemia · 15/03/2016 01:05

Chloe Lewis just tends to simper and go along with the crowd doesn't she?Pretty but gormless somehow.

Hassini was a cheeky bastard saying the poor girl was possessive! I can picture him and Lockie with medallions hanging above teir open necked shirts soon.

I liked Megan.

MiniCooperLover · 15/03/2016 09:25

I can't see it lasting much longer, it's all getting a bit weird and childish for people who are now in their late 20s .. and the newbies who are young are so wooden and rubbish they don't have anywhere near the same watching appeal as Mark Wright, Sam or Joey Essex for example.

Cherrypie32 · 15/03/2016 09:35

I agree Mini. I catch the re-runs in the morning, still has Sam & Billy, Mario, Joey, Lucy etc its much funnier, much more watchable. I think the characters had more about them although I can't put my finger on what it was.

Vixxfacee · 15/03/2016 09:53

I think now they just want to be famous and we know now it's more scripted. They were a group of friends in Essex. Now it's just randoms who auditioned and get put into a group.

problembottom · 15/03/2016 10:37

Megan certainly thinks a lot of herself doesn't she!

I just can't get over John trying to be sweet John in Towie when he was a gobby twat on Love Island. He was truly awful and his Towie persona is therefore clearly an act.

Agree about Mike Hassini he's really unattractive isn't he? Awful, awful hair.

And Danni saying "Jayyyymes get me a drink" was indeed telling. She still thinks he's "hers" and even said she's furious he stopped drinking and pulled his life together after they split. I pity any girl Lockie actually goes out with!

MiniCooperLover · 15/03/2016 11:40

I've just been watching the 200 Episode and the difference in Mile's body from the last series, together with his slightly dead eyes makes me wonder about steroids ... ???!?

CrystalMcPistol · 15/03/2016 11:41

Definitely. I'd bet they're all into the steroids. Like Spencer Matthews. I saw a picture of Mark Wright the other day and he is massive now. I sincerely doubt it's all down to hard work.