TOWIE is back

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Anyone watch last night?

Seems some new faces - male and female

DANNI is turning on the tears again whenever she doesn't get her own way

It was killing me trying to figure out where I knew Jon from. He is repulsive on love island although to be fair the majority of them were. Did you see him in the cafe on tonight's towie. He had a runny nose and kept rubbing it with the back of his hand. So gross.

It was gross. And the lolling tongue. Shame as he's quite a good looking guy.

Yes the rubbing snot on his hand was repulsive

Dani crying again

How are arg and LYDIA going to afford a 4 bed detached house with drive?

What do they go for in Essex?

Does arg actually have a job?

I forgot to watch last night. How bad is this snot incident?

Sniff wipe sniff wipe

Think they were eating as well?

Pete the charmer - to Megan

' I really want to fuck you'

And the Greek dancers - weren't they on bgt or something like that?

Father and son act

Yes! They were really good on BGT the son has grown up a lot and got slimmer, weren't they called Stavros or something??

Yes Pete 'I want to f you' charming is that how the men chat up the women there?

I'm not being funny merely truthful but I honestly thought little Stavros was Arg in a wig at first.

Yeah Pete is hot.

John reminds me of a stupider joey Essex if that's possible.

I am starting to find lockie attractive

Why add I am not being funny but? Say what you want.

Wonder what they got paid for that

Lockie is kinda cute

Dani wanted to split up. They did and she's still not happy

Pete was sensible to give the party a wide berth.

I've always thought lockie was yum.

Jon seems embarrassed when talking very odd character. I still think Pete and Megan do not suit at all.

Does anyone think that John is putting on the thickness. Trying to be the new joey

I'm mortified to admit that Pete's lit 'sweet nothings' actually gave me the fanny gallops - he is just so fucking fit!!!

'Fanny gallops'. Love it.

fanny gallops now that a new one for me

moist in the minge

I just saw yesterday's towie. Team real are such childish bullies, their behaviour is so pathetic. And Jake is just unpleasant. I really don't know what he and his robot no personality girlfriend add to the show.

Did anyone notice Gatsby has the same hairstyle as his mum? 😆😆😆😆😆

For the first time, last night I did think I am getting a bit bored with TOWIE.

Anyone know what Pete does for a living?

is this him

he works in recruitment

You know things are getting boring when they drag in more mums

Pete is sweet. Probably one of the nicest men on towie

Wonder why he would look like with short hair and clean shaven

So Pete has his business and splits time on that with TOWIE. Wise man.

It is unusual for a man of his age to have always been single. Intimacy issues?

That article says he's 26, I thought he was a lot older. The sunbeds aren't doing him any favours