The Great Interior Design Challenge

[Davros]

New series starts tomorrow, 7pm on BBC2. Anyone else in?

O's do we all have our wotsits to hand? And our Peter Andre cd?

Evening! I have oranges and I have chocolate. I am ready for tonight's fuckery.

Where are they tonight? It looks lovely. Why breathable paint? It goes on terribly.

There's not enough time to paint that panelling well.

They're in Wells.

I have a chocolate orange.

Are they saying "trompe l'oiel"?

Hiya Slummy !

Mr and Mrs Slummy are lovely looking too.

I LOVE Sophie's denim shirt.
And you have lovely hair, Slummy - it's so very shiny!

Slummy how did you decide on what brief to set?

It must be so weird having you discussed whilst watching yourself on the TV!

Shit the bed that wood panelling is going to look awful.

Frankie looks like he wants to shove that tennis racket up someone's dark hole.

Well.... at least Slummy didn't get the horrid panelling.

Gorgeous house, Slummy, and you and your DH make a lovely couple! Also, you do indeed have amazingly shiny hair!

Gosh, that really is very orange.....I would definitely have vetoed that colour!

I'm 15 mins behind so could everyone just pause please? Cheers!

Just seen them slag off Frankie's brief. If he goes, I cry.

I wonder- all that painted furniture- doesn't it just start peeling after a while as they just slap all the layers on. When I paint furniture I need to wait up to 36 hours between layers to let the paint cure properly.

That panelling looks like someone is staging a messy protest....

I actually don't hate the orange, which is astounding.

Lucy's panelling is grim.

It is all very orange

Ooh, it's like an easyJet departure lounge.

Slummy your room was nice to start with! I'm not sure about the orange though...'it's kind of like a peachy orange' - peachy!??

That panelling

That orange would make David Dickinson look pale.

Dh and I used to have orange walls and red and blue woodwork - it looked as though Rod,Jane and Freddy lived there!

Lucy has been possessed by Anne...