The Apprentice Thread Two - Fire Them All...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Will this do?

If they had to make the cake themselves thats a bit unfair. Making a cake from scratch for someone with a severe nut allergy is tough if you havnt done it before. Surely as a team they were at a disadvantage?

I think it would be really unfair to sack Charlene or Joseph based on today

They rescued the party after the dullness of the event

Where was the long chat? Why do they never show us the serious chats?

Not interesting enough I guess?

Pornstache always looks like he's about to headbutt someone.

So who is the big retailer Gary worked for?

Why is no one talking about the dullness of the party?

Not sure why Joseph and Charlene are getting it in the neck tbh

I agree re the £2k for a children's party, especially those ones! And who would pay £17 for a crappy white t shirt with a photo ironed onto it and £9 for a crappy party bag? Those parents have more money than sense!

I think that moustache makes him look a bit like he should be a 1930's film gangster.

Tesco

Charleine is going to get herself fired.

Blimey Charlene doesn't listen! How shrill was she?

He's Flash Harry from the St Trinians films

Joseph reminds me of the guy in dads army

Ha ha ha!

No wonder Tesco is a bit shit if the likes of Gary work there.

Gosh - he was trying to stop himself crying.

That's an uncanny likeness Suffolk

I hear the music each time he talks

Sun throughout the day and the NIGHT eh Scott?

That preview wasn't very exciting

So next week this shower of twats is going to entertain an even bigger shower of twats. Lovely.

I haven't cringed so much at an Apprentice episode for a long time.

"Leave a bad taste in your eye"

marvellous quote

I think lord sugar must like Gary's business plan.

I'm glad someone else feels the same as me about the new You're Fired. Im a massive Apprentice fan & I can't bear to watch now it's changed.

I still love the main event though & think Claude is a fabulous addition.

Hating the new "You're Fired" :(

Jack Dee is an awful, awkward interviewer. He's uncomfortable to watch.

Why did they get rid of Dara? Or did he leave?