The Apprentice Thread Two - Fire Them All...

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Will this do?

Vana will get her investment - this is a massive thing for Joseph

Oh ffs. Poor vana.

I know abuh I did want her to win.

Why does she wear her scarves like that?

Yay for Joseph!

Vana will probably get her investment elsewhere.

She will do well on her own accord. Don't feel sorry for her!! She doesn't need suralun

user7755

No, I am retired. But my spare time is given to help children stay safe and don't face #csa. Vana's business plan gives us another site to watch.

If you check on my other threads, you will also see that I do soup runs with the dog.

I am exactly what you see on threads.

Yay!!!!

I didn't expect that one! Joseph won!

Vana on You're Fired:

"If you have the same risk appetite, then go for it"

The entire concept of not getting the profile picture unless you gamed for 24 hours was based on risk.

Some vulnerable people will feel that 24 hours is a 'sunken cost'.

Thats really interesting sadwidow, great that people are keeping an eye on new sites. Hard as a luddite parent to keep aware of all the new things popping up.

Intrigued by soup runs with the dog!

Hoorah! Right decision. Loving Joseph in this series.

I wanted Vana to win but I'm pleased for Joseph as I agree he "needed" the investment more. Vana will clearly succeed whatever she does next and I'm sure she will get some investment.

He did not just say that [shocked]

First time I've ever I've liked both finalists.

Reviews are coming in:

The Apprentice Winner Joseph Valente On Bagging Lord Sugar's £250k And Being Compared To Kim Kardashian's Bum

NME 20th December 2015

The Apprentice 2015 Final LIVE: Joseph Valente wins, plus others things we learned

The Telegraph, 20th Dember 2015

Joseph Valente wins The Apprentice 2015: “I never had any doubts”

Radio Times, 20th December 2015

Joseph Valente @MrJosephValente has posted on Twitter:

My life has been building up to this moment, Absolutely incredible. @Lord_Sugar is my inspiration and now he's my business partner #destiny

Watching on Catch Up. Grace Dent seems a bit fucked.

Does anyone know why some of the other ex-contestants didn't come back for the final?
The tutor? Selina? Anyone else?

It was nice to see Joseph win but I got the feeling that Lord Sugar was wishing he could say no to both of them!

I can't believe that Vana had not spent a little bit of time working out how much an app costs to build! How can you write a business plan without doing financial forecasting?

I guess Joseph has been very busy these last two years that he's never been around to hear about those control your heating from your phone apps. Or that renewable energy subsidies are being cut. A bit of googling when writing his business plan would not have gone amiss either.

Is it possible that all these people give up their lives for 11 weeks but don't put in any research for what they'll do if they win it?

but I got the feeling that Lord Sugar was wishing he could say no to both of them!

If Vana had only had a better plan I think she would have won no matter what it was, and Joseph only won really because his was the least worst proposition.

Grace dent could have done with seeing Charlene first!

Yes it is amazing that they don't seem to do their research, I have a friend in the dating business and I could have found out how much a dating app might stretch to and I actually googled heating controls months back wondering whether to look at something new with an app.

Sadwidow - I wasn't doubting you and didn't think you were calling me a luddite!

I was genuinely interested in what you are doing and admire you (quick rescue, that autocorrected as adore you)

I think I adore her dog though.

Selina fell out with the producers - after she was fired she did a video that said that she wouldn't go on "you're fired" as they had leaked stories about her and she was in dispute. Hence not coming back for the final shows