X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

She is poo squatting like a good 'un though.

I love port and cheese.

I fancy a bit of gout for Christmas.

Ugh

She needs a shite

Oh she didn't clap the choir.

Cardinal sin.

Light and shade?!

apologies for the number 1 of shame in my name-I couldn't cope with changing it but they wouldn't let me have my old one back I don't think

Ooh, Lozza gave someone the evils then.

Nickname wise, we have

4 Binbags (I love this)

and....

oh, and Kevin (Keira).

Hello snice :)

The themes last week made no sense either

Mason Annoys

Lauren is like a young, but brunette, Diana Dors.

She's so fucking annoying.

Stop talking.

I luv Reeeeetaaaaaaaaaa

Cool, so see you all tomorrow for results? Squoosh and Raah, port and cheese for us next weekend! Yum!

I like Mason Annoys v much iyswim

Oh, yes, Mason Annoys.

And Eyeballs (Anton)

She is like Diana Dors!

She's so pretty, just a bit Vicky Pollard

Che needs a nickname

See y'all tomorrow.

This recap is proving just how bad they have all been. And Anton is a gonna. Probably.

Are you seeing it yet?

Mason Annoys looks like someone out of Corrie but can't remember his name and yes to Diana Dors/Lauren

I said Mason Aanoys looks like Kevin Webster

Night all, til tomorrow

Olly murs and Caroline flack are so wooden! And walk left and stop, walk right and stop.