X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

I quite liked it

Wtf olly!

Get stuck into the Crimbo sherry Rousette

Biffa stop, I'm embarrassed for you.

Oh, I can't abide Lauren .

That's it for me. I love this thread - MN and Raahh and everyone - but I'm out. Going to find an obscure SciFi film on Netflix.

Going for it squooshy in a big way!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Flack looks like a red Christmas Tree

I didn't understand the Ikea advert at all.

I hate her too. She's one of those shrieky sorts who wants everyone else on the train to overhear her phone conversation about the bloke she was shagging last night.

Bye, Liney !

squoosh- she will get it on with MasonAnnoys very soon. Probably.

I prefer these 2 to the bin bags!

Go cleanse yourself with sci-fi Liney. Or at least try, you'll never be able to fully removes the X Factor stains.

right I have re-registered (having de-registered some months ago) and come rushing to this thread for my fix of bitching intelligent discussion about the contestants only to find no list of nicknames! What's going on? I need a 5 line re-cap of all your best bits from the last few weeks please

I vote for next week being a MN port and cheese night? Anyone else in?

As if going to the dentist isn't scary enough!

Oh yes, they'd make a lovely hateful couple.

What's did Flackers say her name was? Lauren Lorry?

sn1ce- this year is dull as dull- nicknames are proving hard, they are all so boring!

Love you Liney

mmmm port and cheese.

Hello, Snice! (Am resisting the urge to say snice to see you.....)

Another one that is basically warbling over the same arrangement as the original.

What exactly was the point of the theme, then?

Yes we need to give the nicknames some thought.