X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

We have a friend round this evening, so whilst I might get away with having X Factor on in the background, I can't join in the fun & games here as that would be a tad rude, even in this digital age.

Shame really as this thread is the only thing that makes it at all bearable!

How can I defend my ears from the screechy Flackface? How do I protect my eyes from watching her gurn and simper?

I've had an awful day. I don't know if I'll watch this shit all the way through.

Fairy?

I thought that booming voice man left? Glad he's back

Every time Olly and Caroline come on I miss Dermot .

fairy -I would say that that this might cheer you up. But I would probably be lying.

What is Rita wearing?

Is Chezza wearing pleather?

That was a camp little wave there, Nick!

I miss Dermot

Wish someone would powder grimmys face, very shiny

I can't drink Pickle, or eat chocolate, but thanks.

I reckon Simons missus has thumped him!

4 Binbags. Will they be wearing short skirts again, and dressed like 5 year olds?

Squeaky bin bags

If they didn't do all this waffly stuff- it would be over in an hour.

Rita is wearing an interesting article

What the hell

They aren't Girls Aloud are they?

This sounds just like the Girls Aloud version! They're even dancing the same.

Fairy.

Like the literal translation of 'underground' there for the set.

Shocking.

God I really hate this lot.

And their version of Underground is exactly the same as the original- even down to the dancing an arrangement.

Bet they don't get criticised for not reinventing it though.

Sorry, I mean obvs they don't sound the same as Girls Aloud but the arrangement hasn't been changed or anything!

Evening all, who ever thought a band would make girls aloud look talented

Fuck off Biffa. Just. Fuck. Off