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X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

457 replies

Raahh · 11/10/2015 12:16

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes. Cake

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

Wine
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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 11/10/2015 19:55

Where is CF then? I didn't even notice.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2015 19:56

Nat to go. The stylists will be breathing a sigh of relief not to have to trowel over that acne (mean)

choccyfiend78 · 11/10/2015 19:56

Think he might go for flannel shirt dude for the swap

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:56

Yeah, he's got britains got talent all
Over him nacy

nancy75 · 11/10/2015 19:57

CF shopping for hot pants, hard to find at this time of year, what with it being cold and all, but she has a terrible leg affliction which means hot pants are all she can wear

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:57

nancy Sad he is Tom, a.k.a token large lad, who was ok in the auditions. sings in his bedroomHe looks very uncomfortable in his dad's suit.

ooh- now I have Milktray man.

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The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:58

He is good looking, just needs some freederm bless him.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:59

There were a lot of hot pants in the 'ooh it's my period, but I'm out on the razz' ad.

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WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 11/10/2015 19:59

Tom off

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 11/10/2015 20:00

I'm suprised at that.

buddhasbelly · 11/10/2015 20:00

Nick just says the chair number not the name?!

Raahh · 11/10/2015 20:00

yay!!

Right choice. Only room for one gimmicky act, Grimmy.

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nancy75 · 11/10/2015 20:00

What bat wing boy!! who will be the novelty act now? Grimboy clearly doesn't know how the show works

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 20:00

I mute the ads so have no idea what is being advertised anymore.
I live a sad life

theredlion · 11/10/2015 20:00

It's curtains for wingman.

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 20:00

I wonder if he's putting the cloth on eBay.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2015 20:01

I guess Sean ( Shaun??) Won the battle of the weirdos then!

theredlion · 11/10/2015 20:02

He can sing, he's in I hope.

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 11/10/2015 20:02

Tom has to go at some point. I can't stand anymore bleating.

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 20:02

Sean.

Grimmy looks a lot like a tadpole. Just sayin

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 20:02

The, curtains! So funny!
He isnt bad. All,sound the same after wine tho

Raahh · 11/10/2015 20:02

Sean is still a novelty act, imo. Unless he tones it down.

Now Ben. Can't tell if I like him or not. At least he is different to the others.

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Roussette · 11/10/2015 20:02

We're stuck with Shaun I fear. Simon likes him

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 20:02

Looks like he'll get a chair. Oh the tension.

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 20:03

Nat >> West.