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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 23:02

By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits Grin

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/08/2015 23:33

Well done Liam. £100k

And jane would be in more trouble for removing and dumping Body - then / scared 15yrs would be

Bad nasty Ian !!!!

Buggy was empty in the hairdressers - where was oliver !!!! Mad Ronnie pushing an empty buggy Grin

Feel sorry for max.

Could les like dressing up a baby / grown adult in nappies Grin

But he was in debt so maybe a gambler

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SheHasAWildHeart · 14/08/2015 23:43

I stopped watching EE for two years and have recently got back into it. I just watched some old episodes on YouTube. I can't believe Roxy was briefly married to Alfie!? What a bonkers storyline!

AGnu · 15/08/2015 00:22

Loved Jane's "I've stopped being hysterical, oh by the way I'm selling the house with no discussion & we're moving away from everyone we know"! Grin

No idea where Oliver was - I don't think Ronnie's stolen baby Carter yet! Wink Matthew, on the other hand, clearly got left behind at the restaurant & can teleport himself home. Ronnie still holds not uses a walking stick occasionally & I really don't believe that she could've got into the house with a buggy, passed the buggy in the hallway & got into the lounge in the time it took from door opening sound effect to her appearing in the doorway all while carrying her walking stick. Obviously she didn't bring him back with her & yet we heard him suddenly crying towards the end of the scene. Either he's overtaken GBP in the growth race & can now run on his tiny legs or he can teleport. Either way, if either Ronnie or Charlie paid attention to their child they could make a fortune from the amazing running/door opening/teleporting 8mo!

Cora's ace. I'm enjoying having her back with an extra dose of quirkiness!

afreshstartplease · 15/08/2015 06:35

I hope cindy doesn't go

Agree Jane is being played well and also cora!

Has tanya been contacted about coras state?

Mrsjayy · 15/08/2015 08:46

Jane ive stopped being hysterical VIEWERS thank gawd for that you were doing my nut in Grin. Cora reminded me of when she was in bad girls she is a bit unhinged bless her I dont think Cora wants tanya informed,

BlueThursday · 15/08/2015 09:17

Ah ok thanks I hadn't noticed Matthew when they were eating, I was blow drying my hair so probably not paying full attention

Can Jane really put the house up for sale?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2015 09:42

Ha ha agnu @teleporting baby M

Meant Mathew in buggy but you gathered that :)

Tho don't see baby oliver either. Left in kiddi cupboard in the pub

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Jasonandyawegunorts · 15/08/2015 10:07

the Les actor just can't do dramatic ANY scenes properly.

Fixed that for you.

LineyRunner · 15/08/2015 11:40

I'm assuming the Les actor is meant to be like that, because if he was like that in real life then they wouldn't have hired him, would they? would they .....??

BlueThursday · 15/08/2015 12:18

To be fair though Liney they did hire Danny Dyer

southeastdweller · 15/08/2015 13:09

But he was in debt so maybe a gambler

That wouldn't fit with him wanting 'just a few minutes' of whatever at Claudette's house a few weeks ago.

LuluJakey1 · 15/08/2015 13:33

Are Kat and Alfie ever coming back? Has anyone heard from them?

Wasn't there going to be an off- spin with them going to Ireland?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 15/08/2015 13:55

Few mins on her laptop???

And he's Alfie's Brain tumour and Zoe's twin - what happened to those stories

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southeastdweller · 15/08/2015 14:17

Hadn't thought about online gambling Blush. But he did take his tie off and as she offers him support why would she let him gamble in her home?

Jasonandyawegunorts · 15/08/2015 14:20

Could he be getting acting lessons at Claudette's house, he's embarrassed to tell anyone becuase they will know they are in a terrible terrible Soap.

LovelyFriend · 15/08/2015 14:22

Where are Kat and Alfie?

MissBattleaxe · 15/08/2015 15:21

I think Kat and Alfie were going to buy a bar in Spain but he didn't pass the medical. I think they're Ireland.

Fakebook · 15/08/2015 17:38

Shane Richie's ugly face popped up on my newsfeed today, an interview about something or other...I realised I don't miss Kat and Alfie even a tiny bit. I hope they do piss off forever.

Jane's idea of stopping being hysterical: sell the house and move to Australia Grin There is something about her growing insanity that reminds of The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe. Except she's taken the murderer's place instead of Bobby and is experiencing the ever growing guilt as it eats away at her.

Fakebook · 15/08/2015 17:40

I bet she'll start hearing that music box under the floor boards before she completely loses it Grin

MagpieCursedTea · 15/08/2015 17:59

I think you're spot on with that comparison Fakebook!

Kat and Alfie (or at least the actors who play them) were in some sort of play/musical near me, it's either just happened or it's sometime in the near future.
Wasn't there going to be a Kat and Alfie spin off as well?

CrapBag · 15/08/2015 22:04

They drove to Spain because Alfie didn't pass the medical and in true EE style, he never bothered to tell Kat but just told her he had a fear of flying. Hmm

I'm guessing when the shitty spinoff is on, it will explain why they are in Ireland rather than Spain. I'll need the gist of the story though as I am NOT watching that shite and am not missing Kat and Alfie at all.

cruikshank · 15/08/2015 22:11

The spin off will be him dying, won't it? Dull dull dull. And then she'll probably come back to the fucking square, because after all that's what you'd do if you won the lottery.

32percentcharged · 16/08/2015 09:25

The Zoe twin story will be resurrected when Jane finally leaves Ian and he needs a new wife. He's already married every other female under 50 at least once so we'll need a newcomer. Of course Ian must be related to the Slaters somehow so that will add another twist.

Jane I must say is acting her descent into madness very well. The multiple bizarre storylines going on recently must provide an ideal context for her to practise going bonkers.
Max will get banged up for a fair old while (isn't he leaving the show?) but in 5 years time that story will kick off again and someone hitherto unsuspected will be in the frame. Meanwhile evil Bobby will have bumped off a few more rellies.

Pam needs a good few more weeks at Mim's as respite from her husband's acute over acting.

Claudette is providing some sort of therapy for Les to help him handle the stress of all the grief that surrounds him. Not cross dressing- she wouldn't need to be there for that- she'd leave him a key to pop in and borrow her clothes! He's desperate to keep it secret from pam so it wouldn't fit that he goes off on holiday with claudette too, unless he needs her there to provide the actual 'treatment'. And he's paying her too for whatever it is- hence the debt. An undertaker isn't going to be in debt otherwise- especially in Albert Square where getting shot/ falling off a roof/ hit over the head by [insert Ben, Bobby etc] is a regular occurrence.

Maybe claudette is providing coaching lessons in how to act??

32percentcharged · 16/08/2015 09:32

... Or if Zoe's twin is male, he'll be shagged by both Ronnie and roxy in his first episode on the square

LittleBearPad · 16/08/2015 09:52

The Ronnie / Roxy thing is absurd. A few months ago Roxy was so in love with Charlie they discussed running away. Now she's totally forgotten that in light of Ronnie suddenly announcing he bores her.