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EASTENDERS MYSTERIES

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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 23:02

By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits Grin

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

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Mrsjayy · 10/08/2015 23:39

Now that is just silly Grin

Mmbop · 11/08/2015 00:03

Worra Denny's out in the alleyways round the back trying to get home but just stumbling into walls because Sharon won't cut his stupid hair

Fakebook · 11/08/2015 00:20

Just remembered another mystery:

What else did Aunt Babe get up to the night Mick was born in the caravan? Sylvie seemed to make it sound like murder.
I think Aunt Babe comes back in September so that story will probably start up again then.

DieselSpillages · 11/08/2015 00:49

youarekiddingme You can catch up by watching it on youtube.If you put in eastenders and the date. Someone's usually posted it a few hours after it's aired.
Mmbop Grin

TheDietStartsTomorrow · 11/08/2015 06:07

Whats Aunt Babes secret about Mick's birth?

Why do people who are skint or who have not so well paid jobs go to the cafe for something as simple as a bacon sandwich or a cup of tea? Surely it's cheaper to bring a thermos and a packed lunch? Especially when you don't seem to be working much.

LineRunner · 11/08/2015 06:13

It is also essential that the unaffordable cooked breakfast is pushed away uneaten, following someone else in the caff needing to have A Word.

Mrsjayy · 11/08/2015 08:41

Yeah push away your £4.50 breakfast and walk out i would be oiy im eating piss off

MagpieCursedTea · 11/08/2015 08:50

It's all part of Beales brainwashing. He'll sell that rejected breakfast into other Walford residents three times over. Then once again in the restaurant.

afreshstartplease · 11/08/2015 08:51

I do think Lauren can't be that far from returning

LovelyFriend · 11/08/2015 08:53

I bet at one point or another all the people who hit Lucy will be arrested so by the time bobby is exposed the police will know about all the various head injuries and will be unable to convict him of murder.

I'm trying to remember what the post Mortem said about head injuries?

SuperFlyHigh · 11/08/2015 09:18

what happens with Bobby? what would happen in real life? would he get sent to a young offenders institute or are Jane and Ian going to keep him safe for ever?

he is making Ben look like a saint!

afreshstartplease · 11/08/2015 09:19

In real life he is definitely old enough to take responsibility for this

Mrsjayy · 11/08/2015 09:22

Social services would be involved and he would probably be charged with manslaughter and placed in a secure unit.

LineRunner · 11/08/2015 10:53

I always felt the post mortem was a bit crap. In RL any competent pathologist would have told the Police she appeared to have had a number of recent bashes to the head, not just one.

Did I remember that right?

Jasonandyawegunorts · 11/08/2015 12:10

Yeah they should have been able to tell how many times, and how far apart in time the hits to the head were, they can tell by how much the bruises / pool has pooled.

..... according to the TV i've seen.

RedCrayons · 11/08/2015 13:22

Everyone has yet to find out about Denise's unintentionally hilarious Fight with Lucy. I think that might mix it up a bit as well.

LineRunner · 11/08/2015 13:26

Jason indeed, I am personally of the Dr Nicky Alexander school of TV pathology and that of course makes me an expert.

RedCrayons · 11/08/2015 13:30

I learnt my pathology old school from Quincy, ME. He'd have had it sorted ages ago.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 11/08/2015 19:34

And........................ Quincy would've solved it within an hour, even allowing for adverts Grin

No sixteen months later rubbish.

Jasonandyawegunorts · 11/08/2015 19:53

Columbo would have pestered Jane, managed to gain a free meal at Ians restaurant and would have probably taken the music box home with him because his wife loved the song....

...Then not left the Beale house until someone confessed.

youarekiddingme · 11/08/2015 20:06

Ian's turned all badass Grin

CrapBag · 11/08/2015 20:15

The age of criminal responsibility is 10 isn't it so Bobby would definitely get sent to a young offenders institution. Like Ian said though, they are doing it so Bobby doesn't find out he did it. Well he should body know. He's getting more violent! Bashed his sister around the head, went for Phil with a golf club, nearly threw a brick at Max's car and shoved Cindy so hard she practically flew. If she had hit her head on something, he could have easily racked up another murder/manslaughter.

Anyway, this is EE, he'd go away for a couple of months the conveniently be let out. I agree it a seems like they are bringing all the hits out in the open so they will show that they all contributed.

MagpieCursedTea · 11/08/2015 20:24

Bloody hell Ian was menacing!

Mrsjayy · 11/08/2015 21:01

I was just away to say bloody hell ian was scary running Liam out of town . I think Jane is going to crack soonish

Mrsjayy · 11/08/2015 21:03

Are we going to mention Les's crap acting or will we just leave it Grin