EASTENDERS MYSTERIES

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By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

I can't believe Liam and Cindy just went. Poor Carol. Liam should've told her the truth. But that doesn't cut the cast bill.
Charlie was a liar and schemer when he came into it and now they've completely changed him althouugh I would hope someone who has been through what Ronnie went through would be happy with quiet for awhile.

The idea that Ronnie loses Sharon's pub to Vincent and then wants him back is ridiculous. He's as exciting as a whist drive in the community centre.

Claudette is supposed to be a caring woman, long standing foster parent, pillar of the community but whispers snippy comments to babies and is a mean MIL to Kim. Perhaps the different accents she deploys represent these contrasts in her personality.

I assume Les is lying to Pam and if so using the death of their son and his grief as an excuse is really shitty.

If Ronnie kills Dean I will be annoyed. Don't tie his serious storyline to that gangster shite.

I want Tanya to come back, solve the murder, rescue Cora, make Abi see sense about Ben and then she can go away again with Max.

And relax.

• her grief. Sorry. So she now blames herself.

Oh i thoughf the other night if ronnie bumps dean off ill be pissed off . Meh dont believe Les. Its a shame carols leaving I really like her.

Nooo carol can't go. Love her! And the others need her to show them how to act. Though it does free up her tardis/house for 120 new characters to move in.
I don't think Les is lying to Pam, insofar as I don't want to believe he's shagging Claudette (urgh) but there's clearly more to the situation. Big hints at cross dressing were dropped so hopefully won't be that but a genuine surprise. I'm liking the idea of the son not really being dead... Les has form for this kind of caper- didn't he arrange Nick Cotton's first 'funeral'?
Wish roxy, Charlie or indeed anyone would beat Ronnie round the head with her walking stick, why do they all put up with her nonsense

Les looks and acts just like James finleyson, the little guy Bald from the Laurel and Hardy movies, always playing the landlord or policeman.

I realise nobody here will know who i mean but i've only just worked out what his face pulling and noises remind me of.

The son theory is interesting but doesn't fit with 'the real me' comment last night. I don't think he's lying to Pam but I think the son dying ten years ago made him realise that life is too short not to cross dress (he could never have done it before) so that's when he started confiding in Claudette who let him use her house for dressing up.

Yes I know I'm taking this story far too seriously.

I thought pam helped their son to die so can't be Alive

Think I mentioned dressing As an adult baby :)

Les reminds me of a gurning constipated tortoise

It's sort of like verbal gurning.

What's with the time change tonight?

I think they wanted to avoid a clash with Emmerdale and Corrie.

I really can't deal with a storyline about Les dressing as an adult baby...

No i couldnt deal with an adult baby either

I'm very sorry that I brought up the adult baby thing and put it in my all of your heads!

Ah id forgotten Paul Nicholls was joining

He was a lovely shade of Mahogany wasnt he puts tina to shame. Is he meant to be a badun?

I'm guessing so; there must be a reason for them faking their deaths

Once Phil knew that Sharon had seen the text why didn't he rearrange the location with Kathy?

OMG just watched - Paul Nicholls looks like they left him in the oven for too long. That is the worst tan/hair combo I have ever seen

It was soo bad eh? he used to have lovely curly hair

I'm not keen on the hair, but on the whole he's looking good for 69.

Gillian's looking smashing too isn't she

Ian now looks the same age as his mum

What the hell is up with shabnam's baby bump? I'm suprised the wardrobe people haven't tried to make it look more realistic.

Its oblong not bumpy at all

Yes and it bends too ...like Beyoncé's bump bent in that Australian interview .

They've done bumps well with everyone else though. Strange.

can I join please? I have just rtft!

I REALLY NEED to know about Stacey's key!

Re Les/claudette is it possible that Les has got rid of a few bodies for Vincent via Claudette and doesn't want paaaam to find out, also I do think the drug smuggling isn't too far fetched (if Vincent is involved somewhere). Didn't know about the les cross dressing thing eeeeuwww!