Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XX....

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
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I'd like to think I've created a whole new batch of theories orph since that last appointment. Nobody told me I had to keep my clothes on...

If BA does sign up, he will surely be worth a big fat fee as he will already guarantee 6 million viewers of delusional hormonal women. Me thinks they will have to rethink their target audience. Never did see how they thought it would capture the 18-25 year olds.

So what training can we do in 6 months to get us a job on set? I reckon it only takes a couple of lessons to learn how to apply Afgan/Kenyan grime.

icemist I would have done it for free and and I'm already trained!!

Oneforthegirls Yes, he's been at the cream cakes hasn't he! I'm devising a punishing routine as we speak... No more fun Colonel Partington, its Madam Dance with a flicky whip and other items of torture exercise ready to get tough on the tum!

orphan MK is definitely a bigger celeb name than LT. Although they've both got a soap background, you get the impression that LT doesn't really do the fame thing, whereas MK seems to be prominent within the party circuit, tweeting a lot, constantly on the pages of hello / ok magazine. She 'designs' dresses targeted at the 18-25 size zero brigade and is married to the guy from the only way is Essex. She's definitely a celeb first, actress second IMO. Maybe she'll surprise us all - for £50k an episode, I'd bloody hope so!

MK also used to be engaged to the bloke out of The Wanted boyband - Max Somebody - until he cheated on her I think of course I never read the trashy magazines

The burning question is: Is Kenyan grime dirtier than the Afghan variety? Does it reach more nooks and crannies and can it be easily licked off washed away? If so, I'd like to see a whole lot more dirty CJ please.

Just had a script idea: Can CJ wash away said grubby Kenyan grime in a random hippo watering hole? That way me and orph can swim around/underneath him totally incognito whilst totally fitting into the background scenery.

On my way back McDonald's earlier. I noticed something very interesting. There's an army training centre next to where I live!! Can't see much-theres a load of bushes in the way but imagine if MK, BA and gang went there for specialist desertorial (is that a word?) training!! Think I'd get my step ladders out pronto..not before letting the tyres down on MK's Bentley!

onefor I think those lark rise pics were a couple of months ago, there have been more recent ones where he looks like he might be returning to more of a CJ look. Now infamous piss taking lip bite one attached incase you haven't seen.

I've always thought that photo on the right with him and his friend Claire was a nice one at the shard. There was a photo of the table they were sat at and i was trying to read what card said: Dearest Raff, happy 33rd birthday, but i couldnt read any more, there was a cup in the way. It looked like he'd written an essay in it. I think he looked a bit drunk one the left one.

Jen He's back to the CJ haircut at long last. It's a sign..... If he's already getting the hair in training, surely getting paddling pool fit will follow. Do you think he'll need his bikini line doing or do you think he's a BSC kinda guy?

I'm willing to take one for the team and find out the answer to that myself it's only fair to find out the truth rather than speculate..

Check out Simon Lennon's tweet he's just sent about prejudice towards people. Is it just me or do you think he's talking bout some people who must be giving MK a good slagging off? Can you see it ice?

Its been favourited by Sean ward too. Oop.

Another ridiculous theory here, BA had to get the CJ haircut again to do a screen test with MK. Clearly clutching at straws but it brightened up a dull day at work.

OK, have emerged from my sulk for a brief period, but only to make a start on future disguises for the OG2 filming. I'm thinking elephant with a particularly prehensile trunk which may or may not grab CJ's best asset whilst he frolics in my watering hole. woof I'll leave the hippo to you - as you pointed out, very little effort is required, just your 3rd best denture set.

one for you may be right. He does look mighty fine though. I was thinking a hair cut for the Lucky Man thing he was doing as a police officer. X

Hmm well I was thinking I was taking the baby hippo role to your old, gnarled, battle-scarred mother hippo there orph but by all means go for the elephant disguise as there'll be no need to cover up your wrinkles. My skin of course will be dewy and glowingly silken from all the water. Bit worried my bum may look big on camera though.

Going AWOL with my sulking now. Back later tonight or tomorrow. Have a good evening everyone

I hope there'll be more swivel hips and swinging mic in the new series though not aimed in MK's direction cos I do love that duet. Rhubarb you mentioned Don Estelle; woof used to be stopped in the street and asked for her autograph by fans mistaking her for Lofty. She wouldn't listen when I told her a pith helmet did nothing for her.

onefor not ridiculous at all. You've made me realise that he is indeed coming back to the fold CJ, after a spell on the edge of the lustworthyness desert and challenged wardrobe department. Better hair, better clothes, more CJ .

No orph, did you have to mention the duet!! -here I go again-you've set me off again. Why no LT?! She needs to be back?! They were perfect. Need a cameo scene .

It will be lovely to see him in a modern programme hopefully with some nice clothes too.