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EASTENDERS GOSSIP

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Blondeshavemorefun · 06/06/2015 10:41

Thought better start a new thread as other is almost full

Not quite sure what is going on as away in sunny tenerife so not watching at mo - but means I have 4hrs of viewing when back

Still need to find out about Cathy

Is les having an affair

What other stories need closure

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RedCrayons · 06/08/2015 22:29

Shabnam works at the minute mart (unless she's on mat leave)
Stacey took over Kats stall on the market
Roxy works for Masood on the market, Masood has a curry stall.
Sharon is part owner of the Albert
Abby works for a vet practice, although is never there.

Kushs mum doesn't work and is inexplicably loaded.

I also thought Masood packed his Postman job in when he started his stall.

Shabnam's bump definitely looks strange. And Kush is such a bit mummy's boy (still would).
Smile at Dean hiding in the wardrobe.

RedCrayons · 06/08/2015 22:33

I'm also amazed at how everyone can just take a break at work for as long as they like whenever they want. The market people are hardly ever there.

MagpieCursedTea · 06/08/2015 22:39

And yet they never find the time to spend with their kids unless they're at a bonny baby competition.

Mrsjayy · 06/08/2015 22:46

Roxy is digressing into a 15yr old girl wtaf was she at having her boyfriend in for a quickie with her dd next door and her trainers are fucking awful Angry

Mrsjayy · 06/08/2015 22:48

Claudette is meant to be a foster carer yet she is swanning about without a care in the world

Fakebook · 06/08/2015 22:57

Eurgh, yes about Roxy's quickie with her 6 year old next door. we could never do that....our kids don't sit still for more than 5 mins!...and there's Roxy bringing in a stranger to have sex with in her sister's bed.

MagpieCursedTea · 06/08/2015 23:02

Roxy clearly didn't read the thread on MN yesterday with the OP being caught mid daytime quicky by their child!

SoupDragon · 07/08/2015 07:29

I need to make a list of people in EE who arent working but seem to be getting by just fine

You can't include Max - his house as going to be repossessed so he wasn't getting by. That's why he moved into Carol's Tardis.

Roxy didn't bring a stranger in for a shag. Dean isn't a stranger.

RedCrayons · 07/08/2015 07:29

Id forgotten Amy was that old, I thought she was still a toddler having a nap in the next room. Ew ew ee

Jasonandyawegunorts · 07/08/2015 07:38

The market people are hardly ever there.

Not only that but they only ever work on one market, real market traders do 3 or 4 a week.

Fakebook · 07/08/2015 08:09

"Roxy didn't bring a stranger in for a shag. Dean isn't a stranger."

Yes he is. He may not be a stranger to us or Roxy, but he certainly is a stranger to Amy...

SoupDragon · 07/08/2015 08:53

Unless Amy is kept in a cupboard, I doubt he is a stranger. She will have seen him about.

Mrsjayy · 07/08/2015 09:55

Yeah he is the man over the square she wont know him really i judged and tutted at Roxy and Deans quickie no regard for amy my busom was hoiked Grin

LittleBearPad · 07/08/2015 09:57

Regardless of whether Dean's a stranger Roxy's behaviour was pretty grim. Shagging Dean in Ronnie's bed whilst her small daughter was next door.

And Dean may as well be a stranger as far as Amy's concerned.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 10:39

Personally can't believe how much sex dean is getting

So 3 babies for comp - gbp - Matthew and oliver

We rarely see the boys so obv gbp and matching outfits mummy will win

Les and massive boobs claudette is puzzling me. Not an affair and not cross dressing

Abby at a vet???

They seem to all work but all take time off when they like and drink in the pub at lunchtime - where as 1) would be fired if I did that 2) afternoon drinking gets me drunker

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SoupDragon · 07/08/2015 11:15

Well, to be fair, GBP beat the boys because her father bribed a judge :o

Mrsjayy · 07/08/2015 11:20

Yeah corrupt baby judges its disgusting Grin vincent looks daft swanning about in his suit and sunglasses baby comp was funny though

Fakebook · 07/08/2015 11:46

"Unless Amy is kept in a cupboard, I doubt he is a stranger. She will have seen him about."

I thought we all agreed on this thread that Amy does indeed live in the Albert Square kids cupboard along with Denny and all the other little ones! Confused

And seeing him about doesn't mean she knows him as her mother's new bf, so still yes, he's a stranger.

I agree about Vince's get up. His sunglasses looked so fake!

32percentcharged · 07/08/2015 11:57

Had forgotten about the fact Les has debt problems. The plot thickens! He must be paying Claudette handsomely for her services. Definitely not cross dressing unless the writers are totally crap because it wouldn't fit with the 'just 10 minutes' thing and also going away secretly once a year together. I was thinking spanking- but that story line is surely too risqué for EE... And wouldnt necessitate an annual trip to Gran Canaria.

I reckon it'll turn out to be something ridiculous and harmless; there's been way too much of a build up and hints at an affair for it to be anything bad.

Look forward to seeing how the scriptwriters come up with some remotely convincing story line

differentnameforthis · 07/08/2015 13:29

So just watching scenes where Ben has been arrested for Lucy's murder.. Sharon seemed concerned to have Ben living in the house 'with Denny' there...has no one told her that Denny left a while ago now... Wink

RedCrayons · 07/08/2015 15:44

Or even that Ben is already a killer!

CrapBag · 07/08/2015 17:17

"...has no one told her that Denny left a while ago now..."

This made me laugh. Can't actually remember the last time we saw him. The others have all been popping up now and again but Denny doesn't.

And yes! Ben is already a killer. Convenient how Sharon forgot that.

RedCrayons · 07/08/2015 18:26

I wonder if Denny is being recast which is why we haven't seen him for a while.

BlueThursday · 07/08/2015 19:44

Denny will come back suddenly looking 19 and 6 feet 4

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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 19:55

Oh. We've had the baby comp

The reply this morning made me reliese I hadn't seen the comp or bribe

Just watched before tonight's

Yes les is in debt - could he have an online gambling habit and uses her lappy?

Or some other perve online habit - what only takes a few minutes

And why doesn't pan say anything to them both

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