EASTENDERS GOSSIP

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Thought better start a new thread as other is almost full

Not quite sure what is going on as away in sunny tenerife so not watching at mo - but means I have 4hrs of viewing when back

Still need to find out about Cathy

Is les having an affair

What other stories need closure

But do cross dressers get urges to quickly put on other clothes for a few mins? He seemed like he was desperate to do something. Either sex or something innocent like a massage. I would think cross dressers would put on other clothes when they have plenty of time so they can enjoy it, rather than a "quick put on the knickers and take them off" thing.

From what I've read, yes cross-dressers like to have a lot of alone time when they do it, but maybe he hadn't done it for a while and didn't know when he could do it again?

Maybe it's all a double bluff and it's just sex, after all. I like your theory about the massaging to help with his performance but as you say that wouldn't fit with Claudette being on holiday with him.

On balance, I'm sticking with cross-dressing.

Yeah he was a preacher

It's waaaay too obvious to be an affair. Poor Pam though.

Lols at Denise saying Kim had bad taste in men. Owen tried to kill her, Lucas was a serial killer who faked her death and kept her hostage in her house. And Ian Beale! She should get back with Fatboy, he'll be nice to her.

So Claudette and Vincent are plotting against Phil for reasons unknown.

Too many people being brought back from the past

I struggle to remember events in my own life, never mind a fictional story about made up people

I know badRoly, there should be a little info box that pops up on the screen VH1 style (showing my age there) giving the history of the character and storyline.

Don't forget "park life" Kevin, RedCrayons...nice chap but dodgy car dealer.

Maybe Les and Claudette's holiday could have been a trip to a hospital abroad to treat his impotency, but it didn't work? Or he's having on going treatment?

I'm feeling more than a little sick at the suggested the image of Les in nippleclamps at the hand of madam Claudette.

I'm too mesmerised by her bosom to be aware of anything else!

They have a look of ballroom dancers about them but if that were the case they'd have trophies wouldn't they?

Wherever they went on holiday is a place that apparently Les goes every year. So why would they both need to go away that often?

Maybe they are both cross dressers and Claudette is actually a man !

Maytbe they are alien mutants and eastenders is going to go all scifi.

roly massive boobs. I said the Same

Haven't been on the EE thread for a long time.

My initial thoughts re Les and Claudette from last nights scene were ballroom dancing or massage!

And yy to the massive bosom. Kinda draws your attention doesn't it?!

Why would they try to hide ballroom dancing though? Is the waltz really that shameful?

The son, Paul's father, he's dead is that right?

Do we know what happened to him? Could there be a kinship in that? Or is he alive and well in Tenerife or wherever it was they went to?

Claudette seems a gangster type so maybe she's shielding the son in the costa deal Crime for les

Didn't Pam help her son (Paul's Dad, I think his name was Laurie?) die when he had some sort of terminal illness?

Ooh see think that's all before I started watching again

It all happened before they moved to the square so we've never actually seen Laurie but there was a storyline about Pam having a secret and they told Billy about it for some reason that I can no longer remember...

"Why would they try to hide ballroom dancing though? Is the waltz really that shameful? grin"

Maybe its naked ballroom dancing?

I'm no expert but I certainly don't get the impression cross dressers need an 'audience' or someone to provide clothes or a venue... Surely Les would find opportunities to do this alone. It'll be disappointing if that's the scenario as it doesn't ring true. I'm thinking something like massage, though that doesn't explain the Gran Canaria holiday together. It's going to be something fairly harmless but which necessitates claudette actually being with him... If it was cross dressing he could leave his frocks at claudettes house and would pop in when she was away. It came up that the holiday is an annual event, as Pam told someone Les goes every year with old school friends.

Maybe she whips him? But again, why the holiday together if they're so keen to avoid being rumbled? Unless Les really can't survive a week without a good spanking! That would tie in with his regular comments about finding the grief around his job so stressful... He needs an outlet!

I read on wiki that when he first arrived to deal with pats funeral he suggested he'd been a client of hers in his youth...

Claude the did say something to Vincent about not having time for a man. Maybe she does get it in other ways then....

I thought cross dressing after he looked to take his clothes off last night. It's not an affair, way too obvious.

Wonder what Claudette's problem with Phil actually is?