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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVII

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icemistOBE · 20/05/2015 21:14

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Home to these amazing fan fiction authors-

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Paintedcherryblossoms
LolaGirl14
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Pinerug
jenmc
Ski-dreamer
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SoEverybodyDance
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orphan · 27/05/2015 09:44

No dance unfortunately in my scenario, you're surplus to requirements!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/05/2015 09:46

You cheeky mare orphan! I was writing my own job description there and you've tried to poach it from right under BA's nose...

Reading the Harry Potter 90 chap BDSM is a requirement for interview!

orphan · 27/05/2015 09:49

Ah well, dance I skipped straight to the final chapters of that HP ff. Does that count? How about I'm chief diet coach during the week and you takeover on bank holidays?Grin

pixieg1rl · 27/05/2015 09:49

I do think you'll have to share orphan, constant climbing up and down from your stool is a risky manoeuvre and requires a full health & safety risk assessment. I'm happy to take over the knees to belt area on your behalf.

pixieg1rl · 27/05/2015 09:50

Let's call it a roving portfolio...Wink

BK28 · 27/05/2015 09:52

orphan the taller girl has learnt to be very flexible and can come with knee pads so I think sharing has to be the order of the day!!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/05/2015 09:52

I don't think skipping to the last chapter shows the right dedication to the job that we require Orphan...

Oh look, now Pixie's thrown her whip into the ring it's turning into a three for all!

I hoping that hunger'll make him angry and physical!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/05/2015 09:54

And BK too... my goodness, we'll either have to set up an interview panel or do a job share

BK28 · 27/05/2015 09:54

Plus the taller girl has longer fingers for all that gentle massaging of the face and hair - quite happy to check for the clean shaven look!! Or at least get him a decent razor!!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/05/2015 09:55

Perhaps we can have Brains on our day off. He doesn't need any dietary restrictions, looking at those recent photos, but so what, he can have more rewards if he complies...

BK28 · 27/05/2015 09:56

Perhaps we could go for a zonal approach- obviously being the tallest I'll take the top and you ladies can take the rest!!

pixieg1rl · 27/05/2015 09:56

The abs checker post remains unclaimed, under my rule of terror careful ministrations that belt is going to be very low slung.

orphan · 27/05/2015 09:57

Yes, I do seem to have a problem with sharing. Put it down to bad experiences with woof and dear old Ian Ogilvy. To call her a 'hogger' is being kind...

Richtea19 · 27/05/2015 11:10

I'm another shortie so I would require BK stool hubby 6ft1 and I'm 5ft nothing!

lola I love the way you cropped out the girl from the photo!

I remember way back when we all tried to get our DH/DPs check shirts aka leaning up a door frame with rigger gloves. My DH declined the lumber shirt :(

Ilovelblue · 27/05/2015 11:13

I'll put myself down for that orphan - always willing to be part of a team, you know that!

BK28 · 27/05/2015 11:28

rich totally jealous bet you DH can bend over and rest his forehead on yours ( I just think that is a heart stopping moment) - I need someone who is at least 6'4 to do that!
The truth is I was sat on a box when my DH first stood next to me, I looked up and went tall dark and handsome .. then I stood up! But over the 25 years we have worked out he just has short legs, when we sit down we are the same height!!

Richtea19 · 27/05/2015 11:32

Yes he can bend over and rest his head on my forehead, also his so tall that I can't see his bald patch!!!, always a bonus :)

Onlygirljen · 27/05/2015 11:33

BK my DH is 6'4"! I'm tall too though, so it evens up, no stool needed.

lola I agree, that photo is totally gorgeous

BK28 · 27/05/2015 11:57

jen does he salsa? If yes could I borrow him??

As mine doesn't although Salsa has now become a euphemism for doing something as a couple! We are in the next phase now the nest is empty!!!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/05/2015 12:23

Is that salsa euphemism a proposal BK!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/05/2015 12:24

Car keys in the bowl? That sort of thing... subtly done BK!

Onlygirljen · 27/05/2015 12:38

Oh dear. Whilst he has a lot of good points, ability to dance isn't one of them.

cjwoofwoof · 27/05/2015 13:16

Ok dancey just had chance to view that You tube clip of A.Psycho and I'll give you Geeky just the once. Unfortunately BA also looks very young which gives me a double-whammy of turn-off. Quick!! I need a headset stern face get-your-knickers-off-immediately look before I rapidly decompress. ice I need you now to supply the remedy.

cjwoofwoof · 27/05/2015 13:20

Unfortunately my DH is not a CJ lookalike in any shape or form. Short, bald, beer belly kind of covers it. Hence the full requirement of the CJ blowup suit and a very vivid imagination...

BK28 · 27/05/2015 13:25

Oh Dance you've left me crying with laughter - if my DH saw this he would crease up laughing re the keys in a bowl comment!! Shock Grin

No! I would just love to have a man with whom I could go dancing with!pixie there seems to be a shortage of men with this ability or even willingness to try!!!
DH is flatly refusing to even attempt such activity, so we are now looking at other activities we can do together , and before you all leap in with your alternative thoughts...I mean theatre, cinema, paintballing, rifle shooting, rock climbing, eating out etc