Corrie Thread - How many more people can they fit into the Platts' Elastic House?

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I'm ready for Bethany to bugger off back to Italy now.

If she could take Les Dennis, Michelle, Tracey-Luv, Jazz-Hands, Chesney, Sinead, the chicken man and his entire family, and Rita I would be very grateful.

Mary is living in Dev's house with the twins. Presumably she doesn't mind he's been gone for months mad that he now has to stay for longer. It's not as if he's got children or corner shops and gyms to run.

Oh my god, I would kill Bethany if she was mine, and Sarah is useless with her, she shouldn't have let her have wine in the first place, what was she thinking, and then she wrecked the buffet, why did Gail and Michael just go home, they should have stayed out and partied all night, very boring wedding day.

Just catching up with Corrie now - thanks for new thread.

Gosh, I hate David Platt! Horrible little character!

Bethany starts school next week. No in-year application forms for her then.

I see Erica's back next week to tell Nick she's pregnant. She's 52 in real life!

Really Jean? Bloody hell!

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Gosh - Nick's always wanted children so this is interesting. I expect it will impact Carla too.

Thanks for the new thread.

Bethany starts school next week. No in-year application forms for her then

Also next week, Sarah walks into a new job over the road from where she lives, having been sacked from her old job just a week before.

Sometimes I think I'd love to live in Weatherfield!

The best bit of living in Weatherfield would be the free 24 hour childcare.

But I would worry about how many of my relatives and random strangers would show up expecting to move in to my 2 bed terrace house.

How does Granny Audrey, in her many bedroomed house, manage to get away with her peaceful child free life? That boiler must be sorted by now.

"Bethany starts school next week. No in-year application forms for her then"

I guess Weatherfield Comp is undersubscribed.

Didn't they convert the garage years ago as a granny flat for Gail? I think she didnt use it at first because one husbands killed himself in there? Or have I made that all up?

Michael appeared from a corner of the kitchen bearing a lit birthday cake and we just assumed he had come from the 'annex'

Still not watching . Cannot stand Bethany and Sarah Lou .

Erica looks good but she does look 52.

Tyrone mentioned Ruby last week. I wonder if Fizz will return. I'm sure she went on maternity leave before Kylie, who we know will be back fairly soon. I see that Callum and Katie are going out together (in real life).

Yes that granny flat bit does sound familiar?

And poor lily missing her granny's wedding

Oh and if Audrey was too poorly to make her own daughters wedding, then she really should be in hospital.

Poor Lily seems to be missing life in general.

Next time we see Lily she'll be working at the knicker factory.

If I was Audrey, I'd rip out the boiler with my bare hands if it meant Sarah and Bethany would stay in the elastic Platt house.

Fizz is due back fairly soon, I read somewhere. She is back filming I think.

It's funny about house size because fizz and Tyrone have next door to Eileen's house. Yet they had to have attic extension because girls where sharing upstairs room. So that only a two bed with attic. So if Sean has the down stairs next door, Eileen has one, then she must have had attic done to for both her sons.

Agatha I think you could be on to something there. "Gran is hospitalised trying to 'repair' boiler and misses daughter's wedding".

Kylie didn't go missing, she's hiding upstairs with Lily until a new script writer arrives :)