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Blondeshavemorefun · 22/04/2015 14:27

Will the mystery of Cathy be solved?

Will Phil get the archers back?

Will Linda have her baby and will it be micks??

Will Ronnie banish her sister for being a traitorous man stealing bitch again

Will dot be released / found not guilty to of killing nick?

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goingtotown · 21/05/2015 21:57

Alfie's character is pathetic, decided tonight to give EE a miss from now on, I can't bear the thought of listening to his stupid twaddle anymore.

NewMrsX · 21/05/2015 22:03

I think their last episode is tomorrow? I will miss Kat though

RedCrayons · 21/05/2015 22:16

God I hate Alfie. I especially hate 'cheeky chappie' Alfie. Im going to chuck the TV out of the window if either of them say 'man in the moon' ever again.
How much longer can they do the Alfie has a secret, doesn't tell Kat, Kat finds out, they split up. It's the same thing over and over and over. Can not wait for them to leave.

And Lush doesn't waste much time does he?

RedCrayons · 21/05/2015 22:18

Lush = Kush. My phone has been reading my google history Blush

Mind you, Shabnam has been nothing but a total cow to him from the moment they met.

CrapBag · 21/05/2015 22:33

Yes Kat and Alfie leave tomorrow. He doesn't tell her. Apparently Shane Ritchie has said there will be no return for Alfie.

So are we betting he dies whilst they are away, the money will disappear and Kat and her kids will return broke?

I thought Kush loved Shabnam? Since when does Stacey like Kush?

Cindy is doing my head in. She has one expression. She is pointless and not even related to them so sling her out and she can bog off!

Dean is such a twat. I know we know that but it's worth saying again.

SuchSweetSorrow · 22/05/2015 08:19

I think 'Lush' is quite apt, actually Grin

I can't stand Shabnam, I think Stacey would be better with him

Mrsjayy · 22/05/2015 08:27

Lush Grin yes cindy is a whiny PITA arse send her back to Devon i missed her arrival i stopped watching why is she even there urgh we get it you dont want Beth. Oh gawd the K n A programme is going to be him dying they will be Man in the mooning for 6 weeks

RedCrayons · 22/05/2015 09:04

Maybe they spend all the money on treatment for him, he dies anyway fingers crossed and she comes back as poor, miserable slapped Kat.

RedCrayons · 22/05/2015 09:04

*slapper not slapped.

SoupDragon · 22/05/2015 09:05

Apparently Shane Ritchie has said there will be no return for Alfie.

I thought this had been denied earlier in the thread. Unfortunately.

Fakebook · 22/05/2015 09:14

Yes yes yes! I agree with what everyone has written! Fucking "man in the moon"...whatever!

I just can't bring myself to feel even remotely sad at Alfie's diagnosis. For once in your pathetic little life, please tell Kat the truth. Haven't you learnt that lying causes all sorts of trouble? It's just like going around in circles with him. Dipshit.

Also, considering he got a MRI scan (in a private clinic!) in a day, he'd be cured in a week if he stayed Hmm. Best he fucks off now.

Re: Cindy, I don't know if I love her eyebrows or hate them! I also don't get how she was so good during the live week and then went back to being wooden again Confused.

MrsDeVere · 22/05/2015 09:25

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Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/05/2015 09:49

Putting a few screws in a cot is the result of a "carpentry course".

nancy75 · 22/05/2015 09:56

I could have built that cot without the instructions - what are these people idiots? Grin

If today is their last episode what was the point of the twin revelation? or any of the rubbish nun stuff?

I know that the spin off show is not set in Spain so how in the space of half an hour are they going to find out about the missing twin, deal with the fact that Alfie is now medically proven to have no brain and decide on a new place to move to?

Mrsjayy · 22/05/2015 09:58

Mrs dv that would tip you over the edge Danny Dyer ramping up the geezer:-D Cindy's eyebrows are amazing

SoupDragon · 22/05/2015 09:58

You might want to check the cast list for tonight...

nancy75 · 22/05/2015 10:05

Is the nun back?

Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/05/2015 10:11

If I hear him slip in one more obsolete bit of slang, that no one, NO ONE EVER uses, one.more.time...

We had him singing 'Oliver' I'm not sure you can get more victorian cockney than that....

WipsGlitter · 22/05/2015 10:12

Looking at the cast list, I've only just noticed Shabnam and Tamwar both have the surname Masood, but this is Masood's first name. Is that how it work? So Tamwar's children would have the surname Tamwar?

Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/05/2015 10:12

Unless they ship in Dick Van Dyke to play his uncle come to see the newbaby.

Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/05/2015 10:15

Isn't Masoods full name Ahmed Masood?

SoupDragon · 22/05/2015 10:25

Almost, he is Masood Ahmed. His brother is AJ Ahmed.

SoupDragon · 22/05/2015 10:25

Zainab was Zainab Masood.

SoupDragon · 22/05/2015 10:27

As an aside, I though Dick Van Dyke was dead. not that death is a problem for EE. however, it appears he is alive and well and 89.

Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/05/2015 10:29

I though Dick Van Dyke was dead. not that death is a problem for EE. however, it appears he is alive and well and 89.

He is immortal, but unlike Anagla Lansbury and Maggie Smith he wasn't always old.

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