Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Lacey Turner
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ice mission jackpot accomplished! collected CJ from the airport, got him through customs quickly and undercover just in case woof was lurking , just freshening up to make sure he is delivered fresh and ready! Enjoy!!

Are you ready to deliver him to me on Sunday BK? How long do I have him for? Going to Northampton on Friday for a girlie weekend so will have to give him up by then, only girls I can share him with are you!!
Been hard at work on my presentation for Wed, trying to work out how I can get CJ into my PowerPoint???

Could you talk about being focussed and alert mummyr, and how you always put lots of bloody effort in? Maybe suggest team meetings, etc. Will give you a little smile to yourself and make you feel more confident, I bet :)

Er BK we are still in Am'dam till mid afternoon Saturday remember....

Have I read it wrong or have you collected a CJ lookalike? ice will instantly know the difference.

Someone knocked on my door this morning (very early) said they were CJ, but on closer inspection, he was not wearing low slung combats but ones pulled up very high. And the voice wasn't quite right either. I knew then it was an impostor! I fear cjwoof has tried to fool us up north with an inferior CJ in order to have the real one all for herself!

Stay focussed. Stay alert ladies!

Morning all, tried to post last night from mobile as had a CJ look a like moment!!! But bloody mobile ran out of charge. I was at a local resturant with a few girl friends and I spotted him. From the back, soft wavey/curls and a tanned nape of neck...... I took a few visits to the loo to get a closer look. It was ridiculous as I was goose bumpy thinking it actually was him!!!!!! Sadly not! I wonder if woof is deploying look a likes as part of a cunning plan????

Up far too early after a late night with wine, but DS had to be deposited at 7pm to get coach for an athletic event. Cross country season has finished and he is trying his hand at steeple chase! Marathon next weekend so fingers crossed no injuries!

Hope you all enjoy your days :)

Ps I miss the tooth fairy days and the father christmas and the easter bunny :(

Morning ladies! Very early start here - youngest has been sleeping last few nights but the early rises are killing me! 5am is unacceptable!

If I remember rightly then it's pixies birthday today..if so then happy birthday!!!

Hope you enjoy your last day in Amsterdam ilove - tell CJ I'm missing him.

K was very excited this morning as the tooth fairy left him £1. I asked him what he was buying, he said he's not sharing it (fair enough) and is getting a kinder egg

New zombie girl chapter

Lol! cjwoof and orphan both in this chapter so funny!!!

And a fabulous chapter from jen too. Loved it, and some QS in the next chapter to look forward too as well

Thanks ice. New chapter of zombies is hilarious, brilliant work spo

CJ still here with me. Definitely the real thing!

I love that was the decoy run for flushing out woof there were a number of cheese impersonators and pseudo dutch costume wearers on that flight!!! hopefully gave ice an opportunity to practice her welcome!! Sorry about the voice could only get the look, obviously didn't understand the instruction on low slung etc. Enjoy the rest of the weekend!!

jen absolutely brill chapter. You made me cry a little whilst reading the proposal.

spo you too made me cry, but with laughter had to live up to my old cabaret name of The Clamp whilst reading to prevent any accidents Really hope that boulder gets her man.

Look who's in Manchester tonight

Ooh icemist do you want to borrow my boulder? Not sure how well that would blend in in Manchester but maybe worth a go. Probably better than the large sack of dried peas.

Hmm yes richtea I wouldn't put it past woof to deploy CJ lookalikes in a desperate bid to put us off the scent. Still, perhaps we should be grateful cos it is a bit of a thrill as you discovered.

Out tonight for a meal so will be über alert.

pixie if it's your bday then hope Mr pixie came up trumps after all. If not, force him into the CJ suit and deploy the pump for max bulge.

Hah! Everything going to plan with my deployment of random stool pigeon CJ lookalikes around key airport terminals, train stations, cafes, pubs etc. Pleased orphan has already fallen for one whilst sitting on a train a few days ago, now Richtea sees Pigeon No.2 in Restaurant. BK a little cleverer at Shithole airport and tried to pull the double-bluff by continuing to escort Pigeon No.3 but of course she was sidetracked enough not to notice the heavily blistered clogged feet next to her in the queue and I've now planted a secret CJ satnav homing device under her girdle. Now I'll know CJs every move once he's collected from ilove ha, ha, haaah!!

Happy Birthday pix I bet Mr Pixie has showered you with gifts after all, the little dark horse.

Talking of dark horses only one more sleep til Poldark rides me senseless over those Cornish moors. Glad Prudey is laid low with The Pox and serious gout following her sexual liaison with Judd after one too many elderberry gins in Episode 387.

Two brilliant updates from Jen and SPO. Can't think why, but I'm already a bit in love with Lieutenant Samuels and will personally take a sledgehammer to that Boulder if she gets any closer. SPO is The Master.

Aaah Jen you ol' romantic you, I'm filling up just picturing CJ all vulnerable and unsure of himself. You are a wonderful storyteller

But woof didn't you get the memo about Darkie's ongoing infatuation with the local donkey? I don't know whether it's the long furry ears that are the attraction or that old adage 'hung like a...'. Anyway the upshot is Darkie's too exhausted to carry Ross anywhere so he's confined to quarters helping Prudey crimp her pasties.

And yes can fully concur on the discomfort of clogs. Not only do they give you blisters but they make it almost impossible to creep up silently on unsuspecting CJ.

Have a safe flight home ilove - keep CJ close, reports of an increase in the number of CJ look a likes outside of the one I used for the flushing run last night is alarming, but let us use it to our advantage ... thinking Thomas Crown Affair!!

See you at the airport later!!

woof sorry to say that my updated hi tech bug/homing device detector picked up on your attempt to bug me - nice try!!

Well done BK glad to hear you're one step ahead of that dastardly woof.

I really hope your budget has stretched to a CJ lookalike for my meal out tonight woof. I fancy a quick hot flush and an adrenaline spike before I get down to the serious business of prosecco swigging.