Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

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Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

PS re the slurping...

Sorry to Team Athos but it looked to me as though he was ramming his tongue down her throat a little too much for my taste.

Not that I have analysed it at all.

But I have to give this to Athos, he is faithful to the point of fixated. Rather than a naughty boy like Aramis. Somewhere in between would probably be nice, guys.

No probs! It was english birdseed weevils comtesse. She said they were normal size but rustling because THERE WERE SO MANY OF THEM.

JUST SO WE ARE ALL VERY VERY CLEAR.

ROQUFORTE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.
PORTHOS IS NOT INTO ARAMIS. #NORFLOPS
ALTHOUGH ARAMIS PROBABLY WOULD TAKE IT UP THE CHUFFER THE DUTTY FECKER. Disclaimer: this is fine, if that is how he rolls fair enough.
DOG IS A DICK
ATHOS IS GREAT
I WOULD DO TREV.

Ummmm. Yeah. That is all. for now

I'd forgotten how frigging brilliant that video is

Yeah. Because Aramis is so short of female attention he'd have to resort to male bumsex, eh?

Think it through Norah

I don't think Aramis is into guys, sorry. He might take it up the bum from a woman with a dildo I suppose. But he is definitely into girls only - doesn't he say that bit about women being infinitely superior to men?

Oh, no, I disagree.

Somewhere, there is an alternate universe where Porthos and Aramis get it on.

Admittedly, it probably exists only in Porthos' (and my) minds.

This one is great too. Esp the athos / sherlock reveal and the doctor who refs.

Oh!!!! Series 1!!!!!

And LiveJournal Jeanne

Just checking in. Off to read the thread & watch Poldark.

Very pretty start

Are there any s2 crack videos about?

I could do with some, tbh...

Just because he has the attention doesn't mean he wouldn't want more variety

And yes Comtess those were my mutant rustling weevils - due to the sheer number of them in the bird-food sack, rather than their size. We went to see Shaun the Sheep and it was most enjoyable. there were about 6 other people in the cinema with us #PrivateScreening

MoreLike Athos can fixate on me any time he likes...

Madame tell all about the mutant paprika weevils - sounds fab (I sifted some out of the icing sugar once, but DH made me throw it away. So much for the added protein...) #KitchenSlattern

Off to work/RL again for a bit.

I like Porthos' South London accent I must admit because that is where I live.

Seems very homely to me when he refers to Connie as a "brave gewl" (can't write it properly!).

Actually getting quite keen on Porthos now.

Indeed, madame.

Well.

I went to put some paprika in the thing I was cooking.

(It was a quite old jar of paprika.)

I shook some paprika out into my hand, and...

MY PALM WAS ALIVE WITH HUNDREDS OF SHINY PAPRIKA-COLOURED WEEVILS!!!!

They had ingested so much paprika, they had turned bright red.

Thats it.

-------- < line drawn under weevil stories.

Hey Morelike... another sarf london gal eh! Pleased t' meecha!

Well any more of that sort of talk will get you locked in the sex dungeon with the cardinal.

FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Oh come on...Aramis is such a slut he'd do anything that moves. In a good way. In fact I love him almost as much as I love you.
We need the sixway picture. Anyone got that?

C'mon then Athos, she'll be in there for ages.

Ha! Nice one bea. Sneaky.

Hmmm. I'm meant to be doing something. But can I remember what? Can I bollocks.

I've just watched that S1 crack video. S1 was soooooo good.

Watching Poldark? I missed the start, so recording and will watch with DH tomorrow.

Ahem... is MrsBee trying to lure Athos away for naughty things?!

I've checked the rota and your turn is tomorrow. Now HAND HIM OVER!

Aha! I need to set the dryer and washing machine to come on at 5am.

Yay.

Laterszzsszzszzzz. If you need me I'm in the hayloft on Porthos'sezsses cock.

Hang the absolute fuck on.
Is there an Athos rota?

Oh, yes, I was going to watch poldark. I'll watch tomorrow now I think. What would I do worth out you in my life eh bea?

Off you go Norah RIDE THAT MUSKETEER HARD!