Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

My take on it is that she actually knew Catherine had been following her - this is master assasin and spy Milady we are talking about after all - and had pre-arranged with Athos to meet there or for him to follow her so they might warn Catherine off.

Omc.

Right I'm here in my pre-Poldark bath. Mulling over various Musketeer related items in the filing cabinet of my mind.

Mind flits from pounce and deeply deep long snog in cupboard to.... White petticoat and Athos's 'just about to dive in' face in the field.

OH MY.

It was MrsB's wench nightie which was the 4 pointer

Carolina that's what I thought and clearly didn't explain very well

Comtesse just used the word "sommat"
I love her more now - if that were indeed possible

Yes he is indeed ......

You love her more than me wifey?

Evening all - hello jeanne and diet.

Yes, wtaf happened to dog teaching connie to fight in s1? What was the bloody point of that if she wasnt going to do some "surprise, motherfucker" kick-ass fighting of bad guys in order to protect queenie? I thought theyd totally set that up with making her queenies unofficial bodyguard in s2. Missed. A. Trick.

Ive booked two summer holidays today. One in the Lake District.

Maybe she will do something kickarse in the final Madame

They can't have forgotten about it can they?

I find Dog's hot temper a bit annoying tbh. I know he is young. And I think he is like that in the book? Certainly in Dogtanian anyway.

Porthos saying "you need to learn some respect" reminded me of Dogtanian and the Muskerhounds, as they constantly talk about "respect" (dd is into it, I don't have that good a memory!).

Btw, we do totally discuss plot here! Honest! among all the other ramblings and digressions Your s9 summary above was great diet.

And arf at bonnie langford carolina. Perfect description!

Ww.....not possible my little meatball

"surprise, motherfucker"

What with that and Fancy's cunt dialogue from earlier, S3 is coming along a storm.

Oh Baddz, I often say sommat in real life. Caught it off the Big Yorkshire fucker I'm married to. .

I dunno morelike, they seem to have totally forgotten about it. She hasnt got a sword out once since the Marie de Medici ep in s1, iirc. Poor bonnie.

Oh and fancy - how about we share him from now on, on thursdays and cycling-on-a-three-weekly-basis which I have lost track of monday-to-wednesdays?

It will just have to be a regular threesome thing though, kay? theres no way I can do the maths on divvying up that one.

Oh Diet do stay/come again

Yes we do 'do' plot. In fact it has been established that you can say whatever the fuck you like in the Tavern. I love a good bit of speculation and interpretation. And perving. Lots of perving. Please feel you can come in and contribute.

Madame - lovely ref holidays. It's so nice to have it all booked to look forward to. Had a big convo about flour weevils on the touch line yesterday and used your rustling story. Caused wide aghastness amongst listeners.

comtesse "surprise, motherfucker" is from that excellent s1 musketeers crack video on youtube, which annoyingly I now cant find.

I was just about to come in & say we have spent the whole of today speculating about this Fri's episode & what might happen, so we really really DO discuss the plot you're just not allowed to diss it or we all shout it's not about the plot etc

Well I am going for my first rewatch of 9 tonight as DH didn't see it Fri. Might do Poldark after just to get in a complete lather.

I'll find it Madame. Hold on.

Everytime I wear this nightie I think of that cornfield scene. Every. Time. It's what made me go and dig it out from the bottom of the drawer. It's very swishy and has embroidered cuffs and neckline and everything ignores fact that it's possibly more Kingy than Milady

It also does for Poldark watching.

Ahhh, the rustling weevils was helen! Boak.

I do have a great story about mutant paprika weevils...but no one wanted to hear it...

Ta da!

I knew youd be on it sparks!

Those s1 crack vids are all so great...

Is that the video with hungover Athos and Tik Tok with Keisha?

Bads I get seriously OTH when you call me "little meatball"

Oh Apols Madame and Helen. In my head it was safe cos they were mutant Spanish mega weevils. Shit.

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Oh MrsB you are priceless.