Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Team athos DO NOT SHARE!!!! ??
However, there are others I believe ??
I shall await your report on the DVD extras comtesse - then we all see how principled I am

Hi Jeanne

And yeah, no room in team Athos!

In that case I will be time Milady, though frankly those scenes are win-win.

Can I ask - what do we make of Porthos and Aramis? Was it just me who saw a definite upswing in the bromance this week?

We have all been bemoaning the lack of bromance this series jeanne - last night it returned (albeit fleetingly)

I enjoyed it. I also thought D'Art's little pouty shrug just before the big 'you did what' scene was one of the campest things I've seen.

So, are you team Athos? In wich order would you shag them?

Hmm. Athos, then TBH probably it would be Milady. Maybe Aramis. Not keen on Porthos (though he's a lovely character, I think in bed he'd be a bit, erm, simple and boring). D'Art is just Far Far Far too young. He looks about 19.

You?

Oh, and I don't think I'd kick the captain out of bed either.

Constance really annoys me. Sorry, I know people think she's great, but she has this sort of spaniel-ish look, you know? I find her hard to take seriously as anyone's love interest.

I am loving you calling Dog D'Art I'd almost forgotten.

Good luck with that 'order' though

Why do you call him Dog, btw? I'd seen it but I must've missed the post.

I'm sure there's four foot of tongue plenty of Athos to go around.

Hey.

Athos.
Tom Burke.
Then Athos again.

Don't really mind any of the others except little Dog, simply too young. I liked Connie better in season 1, she was more feisty then.

Watching ep 6 now, Milady is so fab

Dear God, that Marlon guy is really boring

He is a pretty man, Tom Burke. Though his hair is a mess. Clearly someone needs a bucket of soap and water ...

I think they're struggling to write Connie when she's not struggling with her sad marriage. It didn't really work for me that she'd feel unable to say no to the nice doctor first off.

Milady is fab.

He's called Dog from the cartoon Dogtanian & The Muskehounds, from our childhoods.

They cut out the part where Milady steals the chicken from that poor boy

Hello Jeanne

I want to welcome you but not until I know Athos is safe from your evil clutches!

We are as one letus. How's your ironing mountain? Mines still a hill, but all the important stuff is done, so fuck the rest of it for now.

badders - I could hear the relish in your voice as you called Athos a dirty boy

maybe Aramis , I'm glad you won't be joining the queue, but I question your taste. Don't worry about Dog, I have a lot of time on my hands waiting my turn (not very patiently) with Aramis.

He's Dog because of Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds

Evening wenchi. DH is clearly on the mend as is being a right grumpy twat tonight. I've just had a lovely bath and put my musketeer tribute peasant nighty on, which allowed me to swish out of the kitchen in a huff with him. I was channeling my inner Milady.

Connie lost her sass this series, she was all cheek and courage in S1. In S2 it's been more dutiful and stoic. Her only sassy line that I can recall was teasing Dog about the fake Princess Louise. No-one has been written much fun this series, that's why Piñon and Ep9 were so good comparatively.

I think there are more Milady & Queenie fans in here than Connie fans, but I think the er, younger fangirls, on the rest of the internet like Connie.

Gah, sparks beat me to it re Dogtanian

Sorry about my poor taste, fancy. All the more of him for you.

Thanks about Dogtanian. I remember that!

carolina - it's fine. So long as Milday is wearing that corset, I can be distracted.

Violent Aramis is hot

Hi jeanne welcome to the tav.

Finally. I have finished uni work. It was depressing as fuck but it's done.

Now, what's been happening?

The Marmite guy is babbling on about the plague, zzzzzzzzz.

There would be if I was allowed a go jeanne

He is ww, I'm ashamed to admit it (not really)

The stiffness has subsided everywhere except for my right thigh - front, bank and inside. I could do with a very firm massage. Who do we reckon would be the best?