Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Awwww diet and inigo ! I think youll like it here, this is the home of squeee.

sparks re: calendar, roger that! .

James May...

He's like philip schofield. Someone you would never, NEVER associate with sex.

MMMMOOOORRRRRRRRNNNIIIINNNGGGGGG FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKEEEEERRRRSSSSSZZZZ

Haven't had time to rtft so I will be brief....
Welcome newbies!
(Team Athos is full. Soz)
Plot!!!????
Hahahahaha . Bless you
I must have a shower - peri menopause is no fun...
Dentists again tomorrow....think kindly of me if you think of me at all

I have found a renewed interest in both dog and porthos this series
Very nice swaggering from both.
A small noise may have escaped me when porthos bit his leather lapel when the bolt was pulled from his leg

Dog is coming along nicely. He can run very fast. Erm....that's about it.

Laters wenches x

Morning

I'm a bit ashamed of you Team Athos, try to act a bit more classy in the future, really

I always think of you Bads

Must work, bleurgh, have a lovely day

KLAXON FOR FANCY - TUESDAY. This week its Tuesday, ok? (Sorry letus)

I've been racking my brains but yknow theres not really anything I can add to that celeb fantasies thread. I guess Im just too grounded.

Classy WW? Classy? I think you have us mixed up with. Ermmm. well no-one who's usually on here,.

Ooooh Norah - rewatch? When? I actually have my laptop up next to the desktop and was planning to put the last episode on, so I could be both ineffective at work and wenching - simultaneously Suspect I will be marking half time on the time sheet FMMountainsOfWorkWhichIsActuallyUsefulBecauseItPaysTheBils.

In other news, I have done hoovering (some of it) and put a load of washing on.

and now... to work!

Morning wenches.

I'm sure I can find something else to keep me occupied this Tuesday

Have great days wenches x

Morning everyone, another sunny day today, so.... laundry, specifically towels.

diet this is the place for squeeing and random comment, so grab yourself a bar stool & a drink of your choice.

Thanks for the heads up re this week madame, I'm giving blood on Tuesday so a red-blooded male afterwards will be welcome . Love your assessment of James May & PS!

The quiet one? Is that in the same way as Athos is the sober one? Or like Aramis is the celibate one?

Agree that physically Dog is coming along nicely badders - looks very good with his shirt off. He needs a few lessons in how not to be a chauvinist twat though.

'king hell. why did I agree to a telephone meeting today from 10am? Why?
Forgot about it, have done no preparatory work, and it is a screen share thing. Suffice to say I won't have MN open on the browser

My fantasy lives tend to be with the charcaters played by actors so over the years have been with : lots several of the characters in Band of Brothers (but mostly Speirs), several from The Pacific, Deputy Tim from Justified & well, I think you're all well aware of the current ones.

There seems to be a common theme of historical military uniforms and/or large weapons

Good job it's still a SM blackout week helen, so you're unlikely to have Twitter etc open either

I will have nothing open or on the desktop apart from entirely professional work-related stuff. Thank God it's not web-cam....

Morning.

I bring you.....

The AthosSexFaceTM - tantric edition

Right, time to properly get on with stuff, see you all later & hope the call goes well helen

Morning all.

Madame - I got your Schofield reference

Have RBNR - I have a slightly less manic week this week so will hopefully be able to wench a bit more.

to the newbies although, as mentioned up thread, the Team Athos is oversubscribed so you will be allocated your second choice Musketeer (unless you have a sibling already in Team Athos, or you can prove you're not simply renting a property in the Team Athos catchment area). Your patience is appreciated. Other Musketeers have been rated Good with elements of Outstanding so you should be ok.

I have to walk the dognto now. Laters my lovelies.

see you later.... :)

Morning all.

Loving Mavis's reply to applications for Team Athos.

As if it really matters now, the audience rating for epi 9 was 2.67m, a drop from 3.03m for epi 8, and the lowest ever. Such a shame for such a great episode. This is what happens when there's a postponement, people either think it's finished or forget about it.

I have DGS1 and DD's cat (for periodic grooming and trimming) today, don't know which one's in the most danger from the other.

Laters.

Morning all! Welcome Jeanne and Diet

God you lot don't half witter! 5 pages since yesterday afternoon! Possibly more I lost count.

At train station about to go up to the Smoke to give my presentation of dread.

Must not daydream about Milathos and actually write what I'm going to say
Must not daydream about Milathos and actually write what I'm going to say
Must not daydream about Milathos and actually write what I'm going to say

X 100

And bugger, I forgot to hang the washing on the kind before I left. badders I am not worthy to share tavern space with you

Oh - washing! Yes (good luck Issy)

Issy if we'd put half the effort that we'd put into wenching into other areas of our lives I thinkwe'd have taken over the world by now!

Welcome newbies. Hands off D'Artagnan.

Sheets are hanging outside, finally seems warm enough up here to get them dry. Also planted some seeds and tidied up greenhouse, I really hope spring is properly here now.

mavis. Although the newbies may find that Team Aramis is currently over-subscribed too. Recent scandals don't seem to have decreased it's popularity with the female element within catchment. Parent liaison & provision of physical recreation are consistently rated as outstanding.

Good luck with your presentation issy & don't worry about measuring up to badders re laundry. That is why she is The Laundry Goddess & we are merely her acolytes.

lyndie, never was a truer word spoken - and what a world we'd have created

One load in washer, one in dryer.
mum and sis at loggerheads.
Ffs.
Would quite like to run away somewhere tbh :(
Sis having issues trying to access bills accounts (her name isn't on anything at his insistence)
Sigh.
Am feeling very about dentists tomorrow...I shall have to channel my inner wench.

Badders You can run away to my house? and do all my laundry for me My washing's out on the line. the wind is cold, but the sun is out so fingers crossed it will dry. I can't be bothered to put another load on - I haven't got a full load's worth anyway...

Re. BiL, hopefully this will be a wake-up call for him to put your sisters name on stuff...