Swagger Inn: Thread 87. BBC Musketeers - roll on Friday. Close your eyes and avoid the spoilers... sodding programmers.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As you were wenches... The bar is stocked up, the chaise is re-covered and ready for action, and all we have to do it... er. Wait until Friday.
Arse.

Love the analysis of the snog Comtess. The build up was massive. I'm glad in a way it didn't go any further, I don't think my poor old heart could have stood it.

Oh Helen is it a sort of zig-zaggy sparkly silver arc? If so it's a migraine aura. I get them and they take on various forms. I sometimes get a blind spot in the middle of my vision. Mine last about half an hour and then disappear out of my sight. You may or may not get a headache afterwards. I usually get one or the other. Hope you're ok.

Other items I noticed on my rewatch last night;

Ok I've zoomed in on the cheek puff. That is TONGUE ACTION.

I thought actors didn't use tongues as a bit impolite etc? Or have I made that up.

I'm feeling a bit wobbly. Because of the tongue. Fucking hellfire.

It's clearly only me here but fuck it.

Also need to say that if you ended an illustration to the phrase

'He snogged my face off'

That would do.

Right, off now to watch events in Rome. CYMRU AM BYTH!!!

Did I say that Athos is such a wet blanket? I think I did but will say it again. Milady has got him round her clitoris little finger.

More snog action if it works. Blimey, I've been on this all morning.

Fuck, fuck, fuck you MN.

Now, I'm annoyed as the test if you by the MN fuckwittage.

But

I loves it I do when Apricot gets sweary. It just makes me .

*rest not test

Applewankers

Drink! Athos isn't a wet blanket. He's just IN LUURVE with a murdering whore. Wwyd? Anyhow. Milady is WENCH frankly. And has a fabulous pair of knockers.

And yes the rugby isn't going well so I've sought sanctuary back in here...

In other news, another thing I forgot from last night is that when he is describing the Queen to Porthos Aramis says' I've never known a woman like her.... Her endurance...' Etcetera . This clearly means that the night in the convent was ONE LONG NIGHT OF ARAMIS . Bodes well Team A. Bodes well.

helen I agree with apes, that sounds a lot like a migraine aura. Take it easy!

The halftime team talk must have been exceptional.... Come on Wales!!

Oh I forgot, wenches hate the rugby eh. Soz.

Roooooooaaaarr!

Cymru am byth!!!

Fucking hell what an afternoon!!!!!!!!

What with this and the snog cupboard I'm emotionally ragged.

I'm watching Comtess, hell of a game!

Afternoon

Back from fika with mum (mom?), had an amazing chocolate cheesecake with raspberry mousse (I think). As I clearly can't get enough of Brits I've been to The English Shop and bought these crisps I never tasted before

I think the BBC have been piddling about with thread access.

Has the rugby improved Comtess?

I loved Treville"s eye roll when they were outside at the convent and Queenie was making her final insistence of returning to Paris

morelike, I think marguerite is stuffed now, whether people know about her and aramis or not, cos rochefort said "youre in this with me now" (ie shes his accomplice in the assassination attempt.)

Why she would have committed high treason just to protect her rep and fuck over aramis... Its a bit thin, that part.

comtesse yes I believe its bad form for actors to give each other the tongue, unless theyre shagging in rl of course.

So either they're just very good actors, or...

ww I fucking LOVE pickled onion flavour.

Her endurance

Ps when with porthos get a girlfriend? Really feeling for him on this one (misses point that love stories are not going too well for other musketeers. At least they are getting some. At some point. )

Yes I think poor daisy has had her chips (frites?).

I agree it was a bit thin and she had a good opportunity to alert the king he was about to be poisoned and drop stinky cheese in the stinky cheese.

I've just spent the morning riding a hirsute brunette called Tom