Swagger Inn: Thread 87. BBC Musketeers - roll on Friday. Close your eyes and avoid the spoilers... sodding programmers.

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As you were wenches... The bar is stocked up, the chaise is re-covered and ready for action, and all we have to do it... er. Wait until Friday.
Arse.

Madame I've tried them now and they had quite a strong flavour but delicious! But I don't think any one would like to snog me after a pack of that

If you come to Sweden and want chips you have to ask for pommes frites or you would get crisps

Oh, the snog gifs are working now, pages 30 and 32. What are MN playing at???

Oh they ARE CERTAINLY WORKING on me Apricot. Oof.

Alibabs I am now in a right state. Today has now become an emotional endurance test. George North tho eh. Hell of a game. Forgot I had you on side

Elky now that's just plain cheeky

MoreLike & Madame agreed ref Marge. Seems needless at this point. And wailing 'I love Aramis' never helps

Wicked glad you had a lovely Fika time.

'Mom' is usually an American thing though they do use it in the East Midlands a bit too . Mum is more typical here. Though also Mam in Wales and some other bits of England such as many bits of Yorkshire , Liverpool and Newcastle. Mammy an annoying Irish thing

Afternoon. Apes those GIFs are amazing. I rewound and watched far too many times last night.

Am sure I'd be feeling almos post coital re it all if I hadn't started vomming at 2am. That'll teach me to be more sympathetic to DH eh? It also means I can't go out tonight and I was really looking forward to it. Still, means I can rewatch with DH so very cloud....

Bloody typical Italian second half collapse.

You deserve a medal but not the 6 nations cup obvs

Oh and would you believe that I've never had pickled onion Walkers. Though on occasion I have eaten picked onion Monster Munch which are corn snacks. And for sure, you wouldn't want to be in the snog cupboard after a packet of those.

Oh MrsB

And you know all I could think about when kingy was writhing on the floor foaming was MrB chundering and Elk speculating about locking him in.

Poor you

Sorry about the rugby. I'm fully supporting Scotland at the moment. Ireland could spoil everyone's fun eh.

Thank you ref the cwtch, I needed it a bit. You know I am 'perfectly fine' with the sex. And they've been together a long time. And they've been doing it for ages. And they're super careful. Yada yada. But he normally stays at hers .... .. And however hard you try not to hear .....

Oooh Oooh ohh

Red Scharlach review

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'Contrary to what you might expect, the Cardinal's secret cupboard is NOT bigger on the inside'

Mwahahahahaha

Tis true comtess all 15 and a half muscular hands of him. I couldn't keep the smile off my face when they told me his name

and......Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!! Athos and Milady snogging in a cupboard. How fucking hot was that?????

He pounced......he properly pounced on her.

Damn, Tom!!! phhnnghhh!!!!@!!!*$%@!! and bloody hell, if it was me I'd be stood on the secret door opening mechanism.....nobody would be swinging that bookcase open until he was a gibbering, jizz covered heap on the floor. BUT, I'm glad they've left it with unresolved sexual tension, they gave themselves a shock last night, but now they've crossed that line???......it bodes well for more jiggy jiggy next week imho

Yes I know, it's all fine when it's theoretical, makes you wonder what we put our parents through eh?

I'm trying to support Scotland. Bet we get beaten by the French anyway at it will all be theoretical.

Ah redscharlach. Excellent, I was just about to google for her. Thankee

You think Elk? I reckon that's it for this series, so they can do the whole will-they-won't-they for S3. But bloody hell it was a good moment.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking MrsB, surely though now he's realised she's not entirely evil, he can finally give vent to his pent-up-ness. This week he was just a confused whirl of emotional torment.....next week.....???

third one down on the left is this the cheek puff you're talking about Comtess? The light's not great in my kitchen and baby elk is writhing on my needs in a somersaulting manner, so it's making close scrutiny difficult, but I can't help thinking, unless he has the tongue of a bovine, that surely has to be hers not his ?

knees....babyelk is writhing on my knees. Writhing on my needs, she saving until she's a teenager....

Elk

I'm mid similar conversation ref tonguing with an old Tav friend on twatter. She's also thinking Milady is tonguing HERSELF there.

Or has he got a really long 'reach'? Is it had to tongue yourself whilst desperately snogging face off a gorgeous man? Is it all sorts of wrong or all sorts of right? I could literally talk about this all day.

Maimie's just got married hasn't she? Bet Mr Maimie thought 'eek I'd better up my game' when he saw that.

Also, bet he's thinking 'thought tongues were a no-go'

*bad to tongue yourself. Bad.

I have just watched.
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I totally predicted lemay getting killed
Totally

I desperately need to find something to try the cheek puff out on and I have NOTHING. Mr C not back til midnight tomorrow. He'll be getting an enthusiastic home greeting as I try to puff his cheek out grappling him in the coat cupboard. All in the name of science.

Yay Badders!!! Was worried about where you'd got to!!!

Is it a thing where they've had a tongue CLASH and her tongue had rebounded into her cheek???

Must remember not to wail "I love aramis". Unless I want to die which seems appealing with current cold..

Anyone else think porthos was quite fit this episode?

I desperately wanted him to shag her on that big desk. But I suspect Adrian knows to keep us keen

Arf at Comtess recreating the snog cupboard on poor unsuspecting DH.

Been a crap couple of days Comtesse
Sis had a bit of a meltdown yesterday - long time coming - so I was there most of the day then went on to see bil so didn't get back til late

LOW LIE THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY!!!!!
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