Swagger Inn: Thread 87. BBC Musketeers - roll on Friday. Close your eyes and avoid the spoilers... sodding programmers.

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As you were wenches... The bar is stocked up, the chaise is re-covered and ready for action, and all we have to do it... er. Wait until Friday.
Arse.

The klaxon works on you then comtess!

That bottom pic is a beautiful one, hope it's cheered you up & de-stressed you a little. I don't think it'll do much for a stressed teen boy though, sorry.

Hope you're both ok

Checking in

Did I hear a team a klaxon?

Yes I did. Gnnnnng.

SNORT

So has letus gone to bed then?

madame & sparks, your vigilance is commendable. I would reward you with more pics, but my allowance has been used up.

I think letus has already gone to bed, so she is excused. If she has a Santi as Lancelot dream I shall be thoroughly spooked.

Fancy I get a tingly feeling like a spidey sense when a decent bit of Burke is about. Oof .

In my weakened state I have agreed that DS's gf can come over tomorrow eve (I thought they would all be out apart from ds4) and stay the night. They'd better not interfere with my Musketeer multiwatch....

Oooft. I could shag him until it falls off through overuse.

In other news it appears I am a crap Mother for not getting eclipse glasses, despite driving to 5 fecking stores and the school only emailing about it at 2pm. Pfffft.

I don't agree, I think I'm a crap mother for not even being able to make eggy bread successfully. They hated it. Seriously if you can't roast or casserole it then it's not going to go well in this house.

But it's Musketeers tomorrow, so not a fuck shall be given.

Night wenches.

Me: So I just bought these two films, for no particular reason. Which one shall we watch?

Dp: Hmm. The Bourne Legacy, and The Hurt Locker.

Me: Yep.

Dp: I think The Hurt Locker is probably the better film of the two.

Me: Well it did win six Oscars, yes.

Dp: Hurt Locker it is then.

Me: Ok.

And thank you Fancy, a bit of soothing Tom is always gratefully received.

Some nice photos on twatter taken from an Fb page which I haven't seen before (cos not on it), from French Muskenight. Has to be my favourite Tom pics. Just soooooooo handsome. And sexy. And for once very well dressed.

Night again

I won't ask where you get the tingly feeling comtess .

I'd hope they'd be on their best behaviour for you in the circumstances, make sure you lay down the ground rules - no interruptions & no sharing the prosecco

Night mrsbeee. You visited 5 more shops than me, so that makes you pretty dedicated by my reckoning.

Smoothly done madame!

You're welcome comtess, 'night.

Code in cinn, do you still have eyes on the HBF?

Happy eclipse day tomorrow all wenches! Going to be cloudy here, ah well.

None of you are crap mums, or people, kay???

Night all. Its THURSDAY!!!! So Ill just be borrowing Lancelot then, alright? Ta ta...

Well in that case madame I'll have Dog & Trev, they can compare my mattress to cinnamon's

Night

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right.....off for a run. Layerzz

Phwaor etc

We have no need for eclipse glasses due to superhero vision cloud cover. How not-very-exciting

Well, TGIF. Should we open a book on who will actually get to watch live and whose DCs/DHs will interrupt? I think I should inform DH we will ne recording in HD and we will be keeping these episodes until I get my DVD. #stroppy #Assertive.

Off to RL now, back after school run.

Eclipse eclipse!!!!!

Everybody!!!!

turn around, bright eyes

every now and then I fall apart...

Morning wenches.

Nice pictures. Didn't sleep well at all. Car stuff which I won't bore you with but I did have some spectacular stress dreams about the situation which have left me feeling worse. Idiot.

I shall focus on Friday night.

Laterz wenches x

ERMERGERD it's Fridaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

Something tells me there's going to be a lot of this sort of thing going on tonight.

And squuuuueeeee he's got to tell the others

Awwwwwwww letus. Focus on tonight! Not long now...

Im feeling pretty squeeee about issys tantalising comment from yesterday.

And btw, bla bla bla jeremy renner, apols, but The Hurt Locker was fuckin amazing. Really recommend it. Beautiful, not banging any political drum, not as tough a watch as Id expected. (Since the most emotionally demanding film Ive seen in the past five years is How to train your Fucking Dragon, so I was expecting to find it a bit arrrgh.) Actually genuinely funny dialogue.

Fnnnnnrghhhh.

I bloody love that song Madame, ....that's on my guilty pleasures playlist , that and Holding out for a Hero. Who remembers The Fall Guy?

The Hurt Locker is one of those films that I've seen repeatedly from the same point, but never actually from the beginning. Same with The Usual Suspects.

And Yes, Sparklybits it is FUCKING FRIIIIIIIIIIDAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sooooooooooo excited

HOO-FUCKING-RAY!

....oooh youtube's moved on to Meatloaf