BBC MUSKETEERS; Swagger on Inn it's thread 85! Who's your daddy Porthos? Will Roquefort survive?

[FolknNorah]

Yes! We are still here, for episode, er, 7? 8? so feast your eyes on the hot, leather wearing beardy fuckersz!
Everyone welcome, so don't to be shy, come on in.

Afternoon all. Love that gif, although, I thought P threw A one of his gloves in a 'I'm gonna need a seconder' type thing.

So, if AT has been signed for 5 seasons of Poldark then we'd better get used to it? No problem, I've been loyal to TB since 2003 and didn't even waiver much when I watched Being Human so I think I can still call myself a wench. Speaking of which, Being Human is on YouTube so I might start watching that again, I've always had a soft spot for Russell Tovey (although nlt). Did anyone watch Banished? I guess not from the lack of discussion in the Tav.

What's bae mean? I'm guessing not British Aerospace?
Am sooo not down with the kids since 15 years lately.

Yes, ^that is the perfect amount of chest hair. Not artificially waxed, nor Gruffalo-esque. Perfect.

I'd like to point out that I STILL haven't watched. I know I'm on here at my own risk, but actually, somehow I'm still basically none the wiser. From your commetary and the gifs, it's looking like it was a pretty good episode tbh.

Oit Helen! Did you show anywench those pix of BabyAthos aka Chaletboy yet? I really think you should you know...I bet HE had just the perfect amount of chest hair - i.e. not very much cos he's barely 20

Anne how was your DS and DH free Friday night experience? It sounded absolutely lovely. I forgot to say.

Fucking online shop time.

We've seen Chalet Boy Madame.

Bae is short for babe. Cos you know, cutting out one letter makes all the difference

It makes all the difference when it comes to giving your mother The Rage sparks

And FIVE series? Fucking livid.

How can they do that without an inkling of viewing figs? What if it bombs? WTAF?

I am seriously gutted months in advance for when we no longer have TM If they weren't so frigging SM averse it wouldn't be so bad - but we're going to go for months/years with no info/pics until they are in a film/theatre production. I'm not actually sure how I'm going to cope.

I'll be Aramis' sloppy seconder, Mave

And I think Chalet Boy was nearer 15 than 20 wasn't he?

I am at a loss as to how we make sure we don't miss any theatre work that Santi does. I think the Tom wenches will have the Burketeers on it - plus Apers and Carolina are shit hot at that type of thing.

I reckon they just cancel if it bombs Sparks, but he has committed to 5 series.

I guess that's why they're promoting the crap out of it sparks, so it doesn't bomb

Chalet boy was 20 I haven't stuck him on the thread since it seems a bit unfair to plaster the poor lad over MN. He's on my profile for a day or so for anyone who missed him... (looking very quizzical as to why I DS needed a photo of him )

Madame it was lovely. I watched the episode where it all began, had a nice really long bath and then this weeks. Nice leisurely rewatch with DH in the morning.

Ah I see now re: "bae", thanks. Just too much effort to say that final consonant is it eh, youth of today?

Awwww that sounds great Anne! It was you quoting all the good lines from ep 1 wasn't it? Made me a bit cos, well, they are all blatantly a lot better than S2 lines...

Our best bet for Santi updates? Papi C. Sparkles got it covered...

Fancy I think you were saying about being annoyed how much TM fandom is laying into Aramis's character this series? I totally agree. It's really getting on my tits. As well as the writing that has drawn him like that.

Sorry, moaning again.

!! Have just seen the titles for Ep 9 & 10.

The Accused and then Trial and Punishment. They worry me.

Am going to have to stay away from Twitter from now on I think. Way too spoilery.

Fucking Christ mrsb!

I dont know if I can cope with that tbh.

I'm welling up already. I tell you, if I have a week like this week when those 2 air, I will be a mess.

Shitting HELL why couldn't they keep it fun? I have too much invested in this to pretend it's pretend!

Sorry all other Teams, you're going to have to be "I've got you"-ing over Team Aramis non-stop for the next few weeks....

you don't think something's going to happen to Aramis? Or queenie?

Evening

A bit "windy" here thanks to blob. The cats are looking at me like WTF

Will watch the "rehab with Athos" episode tonight, at least that part is good, oh and of course "soup not God"

How can Poldark get 5 seasons, there's no musketeers in it?

It's going to end in a cliff-hanger. Either hangman's noose or the Bastille.

Then he's going to have a teeny tiny role in S3 cos he's been so prominent in S2

Have all Twitter users remembered to unfollow the BBC America Musketeers account?

If I've no Americans tweeting, will it be safe? It won't, will it?

It won't. Because of stupid fenches. They will retweet or comment or something. Twitter ban Sparks.

I don't think it will be Aramis. They are not that stupid ....well JessP and Adrian are not. We know it's not Kingy due to hair extensions tweet.

My Oh God No! list is:

Marg (v v likely)
Rochefort (hopefully)
Connie (accurate but again stupid)
Milady (starts riot in Paris if it's true)

They won't kill Aramis. See my scenario above.

^Agree with those 4. Could easily be any of them but I'm betting against Milady.

I mean I'm betting against Milady going, not....oh, YKWIM.

Poldark got 5 seasons because 15m watched it last time round. My Mum was obsessed. My sister was THIS >< close to being called Demelza until my Dad played veto.

They are therefore hoping to get us, and all our Mums watching. In my case it's worked.