BBC MUSKETEERS; Swagger on Inn it's thread 85! Who's your daddy Porthos? Will Roquefort survive?

[FolknNorah]

Yes! We are still here, for episode, er, 7? 8? so feast your eyes on the hot, leather wearing beardy fuckersz!
Everyone welcome, so don't to be shy, come on in.

Don't think Ill be watching poldark as STILL havent watched ep 7 (?) yet. cos I found a dodgy copy of the bourne legacy on youtube last night Aiden Turner is no more than a low rent santi substitute for me Im afraid

Afternoon all.

MrsB hope you're feeling ok?!

Will probably have Poldark on. I don't know AT like some do but I'll give it a go.

Said it elsewhere but I'm very very worried for Connie.

Mavis it's gorgeous isn't it!! Sunshine and warmth, in March!!

Madame glad you enjoyed The Casual Vacancy. Loads of great TV on just now!! I've got tons of stuff still to watch on BT box.

mmm feeling a bit better after copious amounts of carbohydrates, eggs and coffee. Jeez I am SUCH a lightweight. Don't even think I drank that much. Red wine is evil.

Still not dressed, getting major side eyes from DH who is out hedge cutting and being unimpressed. I have made a lego train with DS.

I'm looking forward to Poldark. Aiden Turner is totes my type in this. All smouldering repression and a bit angsty. If he throws in some sullen leaning I might just explode.

I feel your joy mavis, windows & patio doors open here AND the heating didn't need to come on this morning. I am more southerly though.

Don't worry madame, that's not too controversial to say in here. I may totally agree with mouse that he has just the right amount of chest hair, but he has nothing that can beat The Stare for me. Also, from the trailers, I'm not sure there'll be much to set the pulses racing when he's not on screen, TM is heavy on the pretty

Madame - we are as one. Of course he isn't a patch.

Gah - had forgotten how much I frigging hate running in sun! Love it for everything else but have just done 10k in just a tshirt & was TOO HOT. WTF March?

Have also just ordered lots of new bright summery clothes.

It'll snow next week now.

Oh & Frosted Shreddies for sustained energy

To think a year ago I wouldn't even have thought of side-eyeing Shreddies. What was my life BM?

It's chucking it down here and has been for hours. Am I in the same country as the rest of you?

I loved AT in Desperate Romantics too, but that was before I fell under the spell of the hot beardy ones. Will be watching Poldark to see how it goes and because I loved the original series.

I'm worried about Connie too. It's all too perfect.

milady plenty of fluids and keep the lights dim/block out the sun.

sparkles I feel so lazy in comparison to you.

I'm undecided about chest hair. I like a little (AT style) but not a huge Sean Connery chest rug.

Still not dressed, nor are dc. Living room covered in duplo and cushions. Only one doing any sort of work is DrIssy (thanks Anne and Mavis for the nickname suggestion) who is ensconced upstairs writing coursework and revising lectures.

I think we'll be watching Poldark this evening as well

If you like/don't mind vampire stuff, have a look at Being Human (the UK one). Plus it's got Russell Tovey as a werewolf and Lenora Crichlow as a ghost. AT broods terribly well.

Not to this standard obvs

Im in the just a little bit of chest hair camp too

Not keen on hairy man rugs.

Sorry madame! Agree with everyone who doesn't like a chest rug, but I also don't like the smooth & waxed looked, not manly enough for my liking.

I did love Being Human, AT was decidedly hot in it & it was enjoyable too. Wasn't Tamla in it too? Had a soft spot for Hal when he was being evil & had that posh voice.

Mind you, looks like livia's already got to him

I'll admit I sort of gave up after series 3, though DH carried on with it.

So not much chest hair but just enough? Like this?

Fancy I saw this gif with 'bae' & I thought of you with the teenspeak

LOL at bae

One of DS2's friends calls me that!

Oh FGS. That pic does make me make stoopid noises

hahahahahahahaha! And erm fucking hot

That would be the perfect amount of chest hair... on the perfect man, spot on letus

Mmm, not quite the scarf moment, but it's up there.

I do like a bit of chest hair, even a rug can be nice. MrB (nto) has got hairier as he gets older though thankfully not at Planet of the Apes level. I cannot abide back hair, or shoulder hair. No no no.

AT appears to be about perfect. I shall do some in depth observation tonight while watching. Just for you wenches you understand, not for my own enjoyment .

Bae, makes me heave *sparks (except when Aramis says it obv.). I loved that whole scene - Aramis being all offended & then Porthos knocking seven shades of shit out of the guy.

And yes the bandana one is very funny & even hotter - it's that candlelight again, makes his skin look biscuit spread caramel coloured. It's screaming at me to be licked

Hahahaha the bandana one is hilare!

Afternoon all.

Salient points;

1. I think Tom has just the right amount of chest hair for me.

2. agree with Mavis about watching Poldark but not getting previous about it. However, as per evidence from Fancy's photo there are cum gutters to be perused.

... And I for one think that's done kind of postfeminist thing ref inverse objectification on International Women's Day... So hell yes, I'll take a look just for my feminist sisters worldwide.

(Note: I'm talking bollocks here and would be taken apart by proper intellectual feminists but the fact remains. Um. Lost my purpose. Ah. Oh yes, cum gutters. My favourite )

I have indulged myself this morning with a 'skip to the good bit' watch ie skip to the Burke bits rewatch of 2.8.

One thing just to clarify, um, so did Belgarde go out to a junk shop and buy the little portrait after Porthis turned up just to make himself look better? Bloody handy they had that then eh. If I've got wrong end of stick pls let me know!!!

Have spent day torturing DS supervising homework and feeding parents. Plus washing and gardening. Lovely weather this morning. Raining now.

Don't think we're watching Poldark. Don't think I'm watching anything other then the inside of my eyelids this evening.

Want chocolate. Stupid Lent. Ho hum.

I am staring at that last bandana gif and all I can imagine is he is purposefully walking towards me with a view to blindfold me/tie me up and do very bad things to me.

WTAF apparently AT has been signed for 5 seasons of Poldark.

Fuck you BBC.

anne! I have now completely forgotten what job it was I was just about to get up & do

That was in ref to your bandana bondage post btw