Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Lyndie statement checking involves a lot of Tumblr & Twitter work & googling including the words 'Santiago' and 'Cabrera'. Obviously.

OMG! Lot of action there! Can't wait! Thanks Apes

Sits on hands so as not to click on link

madame I feel for you. I too have done stomach-churningly daft things.

HUNNEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M HOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S HAPPENING? c'mon wenches, hit me with it in a nutshell....

Are you back properly Elk? Like, internet & wifi & everything?

Yup.....I'm really properly back.

I didn't half miss you lot

Has it been like chopping off a limb?

yup

EEEEEEEEEELLLLLLKKKKKKKK

But now there you all are, you lovely, sexy, gorgeous fabulous wenchipoos.....

bloody hell, what am i doing here?.....

.....I've got a whole load of the delectable Tom Burke catching up to do on iplayer

ILYA

Oh....and I had a Tom dream.

He exsanguinated in front of me

Bet you're glad I wasn't around to share that one eh?

FMS!

Hi Elk.
7 looks fab. Good grief, are we at 7 already? How did that happen?

ELKIE, welcome back.

Are you all settled in? Have you got all the rooms how you want them? Did the heating get sorted? Is the kitchen in full working order? Have you seen Episode 6 yet? It's a bit lot bonkers, but after 3 watches it's one of my favourites now.

Dear God, Elk that's horrific.

I'm so gutted you missed TB popping in here while you were away

Oh no, wait - he didn't.

Aarrghh! madame I'd keep quiet if I were you, unless your DP is still close to his ex-colleagues I doubt anyone would say anything to him. And that's assuming that whoever now has the phone knew him anyway, which they probably don't.

Posters bearing pics are always welcome

Those gifs would be considerably improved if the clothing imbalance was reversed sparks.

That latest link of apricot's isn't spoilery btw. It is awesome though. More fighty Aramis - loved the bits where he had a sword in one hand & a pistol in the other . Did anyone else think that the new curly haired chap gave the princess a 'look'?

ELK!!!!! Welcome back. Now get & enjoy those missed episodes

Not spoilery?!

I agree Fancy about the "look"

But I think they missed out in describing Sweden! They should have said: "Sweden is where that sexy little meatball Wicked lives"

Errrrr PHWWOOOAARRRRRRRR.

FMCP!

Not spoilery sparks, just phwoar

I am steering well clear of the comments at the bottom though. It's killing me, I have no willpower as you know.

Ooh good, it wasn't just me then ww. They totally missed out in their description. I'm surprised at Aramis, I'd have expected him to have known where a hot wench lived . Maybe that was his fabled discretion?

It depends what you mean by spoilery Fancy. I always put it in because some people don't want to know anything at all about new episodes. I suppose the name SpoilerTV says it all really.

Very true apricot