Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Omg. I am a total fucking bellend.

Had row with dp this morning. After he went to work, still angry and with dubious judgement, I sent him a couple of pissy, very personal texts going over the substance of our argument.

Just got a reply. "I think you have the wrong number. This is a [name of dp's former company] mobile."

i.e. I texted one of his former colleagues by mistake.

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!

OMG Madame .

....but former colleague? Does that mean no longer in touch?

To cheer you up I present this Aramis & Anne re-imagined fanfic

It's no Tavlit of course, but it erm, fills a hole (ylt) until we get some more from our writers in residence. It's basically Knight take Queen (ylt) reimagined in modern setting. A bit of slashy reference but the main event is consensual and it's A&A. Not so sure about the other chapters but thought Team Ab would like this one

God I REALLY hope the person who now has his mobile no. doesnt know him and works in a totally different part of the company. But if it got passed on to someone in his old dept (which it could well have done?!?!) it would be totally obvious who it was about, and that it wasn't just a random wrong number.

It was really personal.

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FMbeingatotalbellend.

Morning. Non-pupil day for me, everyone else in school/work. Mwahahaahahaa.

Oh Madame Fucking hell.

Sorry about row AND fuckup. You're not going to tell him, are you? Oh, & don't forget to re-send those texts to the correct number

Alternatively....just click on Mrs Beee's link. I'm about to go in as that sounds promising.

Now channelling mrsb and stalking the internet to try and find the name of the guy who took over from his old job.

This would never have happened if I wasnt such a TECHNICAL BELLEND and hadnt worked out how to delete his old number from my phone. I have now. Have replied to the person saying "sorry wrong number."

No, I wont be telling dp.

Even if the person does know him, they'd never say anything to him about it, would they???

On the plus side, at least dp never received those pissy texts, which tbh, wouldn't have helped matters.

On the negative side, Im now pratting about on the internet when I should be spending my day off doing something really important and shitty for shittyvoluntaryjob that I've been procrastinating over for about 2 months.

If you see me on here again today, please tell me to fuck the fuck off and do this work!!!

Garrrrrrrrgh.

It's snowing . It's one of those really nasty winter days, cold, windy and with that bitter stingy rain that keeps changing to sleet/snow and back again. And I have a pile of paperwork, and need to get back on the treadmill too.

Fucksake.

I doubt they would say anything, how exactly do you have that conversation anyway....."er, Hi, nice to see you again. I kknow we don't know each other well at all, but would you like to see some very personal texts?....."

You'll be good on it. Just don't tell him.

Now, fuck off and do some work

Found his replacement on twitter. Not found his mobile no. though.

OK. Fucking the fuck off now...

Ooooof. Yep, parts of that were good. Obviously even though we were in modern times, in my head they were all still in their 17th C costumes

Skimmed v quickly past the Aramis/Athos bit however.

Madame get busy with something else...anything to take your mind off it, as the more you dwell on it the bigger it'll become.

madame you could try whocalledme.com to find out who it was.

I am currently dying of lurgy . The boys are annoying me and I've stuck the gruffalo on so I can die in peace.

Lurker here, briefly delurking. I saw these pics, I thought of Wenches. It's the delightful hand/holding kissing that does it for me.

Ih dear madame. Come to me to my Cringe Corner!

Arf at those photos. The little head tilt from Luca. Awww.

Thank you Busty. Don't relurk again. With a name like that you are clearly a wench.

Just weighed myself

What the hell is this odd pic, with its airbrushed-out skin & badly pencilled-in beard?

I'm linking to it too so it's bigger. Really, there's no need

I think I may have to watch this again, next night I'm home alone

OK so he's v young & v beardless but it IS quite sweet.

Can you tell I'm trying to avoid checking off my credit card & bank statements?

Hell YES that rewatch is a definite

Afternoon all!!

Ok Madame? Hope you're feeling better. I presume the person holding the phone would have had no idea it was you on the other end? Just a random number coming up? And hope that all is ok with you and DP tonight.

Baltic here too.

Hey Busty!!

I did rewatch last night but the plot was just too ridiculous, would have been better with the sound off!! Visually stunning as ever though!!

Wicked how bad is it? Have you got a plan or a target in mind?

Sparks what does checking off credit card and bank statements involve? Is this something I should be doing? I normally chuck them in a box!!

Madame the wonders of modern technology, so easily done. I should forget about it.

WW, that sounds a little worrying. I'm going the wrong way myself.

Spoilerish - Episode 7 Sneak Peek

It's not surprising really since I've been incredibly lazy but it was a bit more than I expected. My plan is TO MOVE MY BLOODY ARSE!!