Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Oh.My.Christ........Oooooooooommpphhhhhhhh!!!!

I feel a little faint.

Have just marked with a little cross the spot I'd like to sink my teeth into...

We knew you'd not miss that bit elk

Following your example, I have put a little cross where I'd like to lick

Good to see you're back on form Elk :) The dream sounds v. not nice though.

Today I sent DH flying on the slopes and swore a bit on a steep slopes. Have RBNr much at all, except mouse was ill? for Mouse And [hug] for Madame re. text error...

Well if I had the faintest clue how to add crosses I'd just be colouring in every pic of SC. You'll just have to take my word for it.

I thought about doing that sparks, but couldn't bring myself to completely block out his skin in that photo .

Yes, that would be sacrilege Fancy. Stomach still lurches every time I look at that one

You could just draw a big circle around him and say 'All of this'

YAY! Elk is baaaaack!

Can we take a nipple each Elk. Keeping to yourself and not sharing is a bad thing.

Ep 07 definitely looks promising. Thanks for link Apes

Oh Madam... poor you with the phone thing.

Looking at that face Sparks it appears that you may have already licked him and is just keeping quiet about it.

WW - You can do it... make the scales go the other way.

Interview tomorrow. Didn't think I would be getting nervous as I have known the two people interviewing me for 7 years now but finding I am and stomach is churning a bit.

Evening wenches! I've been off work most of today - I walked into work, threw up and had to go straight home again!

On the plus side I have just watched Friday's episode - I see what you mean about the Athos/Milady scene at the end! Mamie played the whole thing perfectly I thought.

Hope you're feeling better now Livia & Carolina, good luck for tomorrow. #wenchpower

Hope you feel better soon Livia and Mouse

Thanks Carolina and good luck tomorrow

Bwahahahhaha! Carolina in your dreams....you know the Team Athos motto.....

WE DON'T SHARE

.....besides, I need the other nipple for twiddling

So, my dream.....this I am going to share coz it bloody woke me up and traumatised me for a good eight minutes.

We were all at some meet and greet mingle thing (see....I do think of you), and TB was being all lovely, if a little strained, and carrying a little bottle that he took regular sips from. We assumed it was a little something to get through putting up with us lot, and then he bled out. In the middle of the room.

My subconscious helpfully filled in the details....apparently he'd had a massive abdominal mass that had eroded his aorta. Lovely. But at least he was a professional to the end

So psychology wenches, WTAF was that all about ??

elk no idea. Do you have substance abuse issues or a fear of death? Do you think you belong to a wench collective borg/hive mind? Maybe all the wenches symbolise different parts of your subconscious. (It's lovely to see you back btw )

Feeling a bit better now I've gotten the tiny mice to bed. Toddler is sick too so I need to cancel his preschool jabs. Baby (who has the constitution of an ox) is absolutely fine.

It means hell will bloody freeze over before a wench has a decent Muskedream.

FFS.

You're just mixing it up with the fact that we're seeing more blood in this season, and a fear that Athos might cop for it in season 3.

Glad you're feeling better Mouse, although Livia seems to have caught something now.

Comtess has good ones Sparks.

Erving all, hope you're all ok? Wow liv that was very good although somewhat er, disturbing.

I thought Norah has good musketeer dreams? amongst others

Good luck for tomorrow carolina

for mouse & livia, hope you're both feeling a bit better now.

No idea about your dream elk, utterly baffled. Did you have soup yesterday?

Foxy Yes I can see why some would find it a little disturbing - I have read so much slash Thick of It fanfic just for research that I am getting to be a total perv!

We're gonna bleed him dry out of life juices?

drink

Oh foxy's comment reminded me I haven't read your fic yet livia

Night my wenches

Night ww

stream of pervy consciousness - well I think we all know what you've been getting up to in the dungeion livia! Very saucy I must say

Evening wenches. Have RBNR. Am so tired.

Get better cwtches to ailing wenches, good luck wishes to Carolina for tomorrow and any other wenches who need it. V v big cwtch to Madame.

And that's as much as my brain can cope with. Not sure what's going on with my hormones recently. I can barely get through a day without crying/wanting to cry.

On a much lighter note, I'm watching some Oscar highlights. Jared Leto is so very very pretty.

of course fancy......it was the bloody soup!

Who knew of the hallucinergenic properties of the humble leak?......

So now we all know to keep away from leek soup, what ingredient will induce a more pleasing dream?