Swagger Inn 80 - What Do We Want? MUSKETEERS IN BILLOWY SHIRTS! When do we want them? Erm... All the time actually please.

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I like to be polite.

Come on in wenches.

Just over 24 hours to go!

How did the dnsf bingo go comtesse?

madame I hope you're ok and that the migraine doesn't come. I've got my fingers crossed for you.

hanna is there anything you could thrust up there? Might bring it on for you? #rabbit.

Evening all!

Thanks for the linky Madame - and thanks for thinking of me!

Badders - I hope you get the outcome you want, don't worry about your children, they will be fine. Happy mum, happy child yadda yadda. My two have been fantastically resilient over the last 5 years and they seem to be turning out ok!

I'm doing invoices. Which is nice. I am also ridiculously exciting about my triptoabigoldcity tomorrow.

Right, I have to so Stuff. Like learnt to add up correctly. Either see you before nine, or after ten.

I think I have your blob Hannah. It's bloody horrible and mine are normally 2 days and a slight grump ones. Either that or my new exercise routine has kick started my metabolism. I might stay fat if it means no blob

Travelled welcome back. You can ignore Bads, she's proper lovely and I would give her a job anyday, but like fuck is she top dog in the Athos queue. That would be me. You'll find Treville's queue over there.

DH has decided to go out........live watch is on baby! Obviously I tutted a lot though to make him feel like up he owes me one.

Poor hanna's vadge

My blob is so bloody ridiculous. Cramp and shooty-up-the-arse pains on day 1. Mega bleeding/clots days 2/3. Random no-bleed day and night on 4, then another day of heavy (5) followed by 2 drippy days. FMWLB

Oh bollocks, this isn't the snug is it? sparkle's gonna kill me.

Holy mother of God Fancy

It's going to be bloody carnage later wenches - do many of us otb or pre blob

fancy it will be replaced tomorrow. Though my attempts at making a lovely birthday experience are being thwarted by the men. Toddlermouse has had terrific fun bursting balloons, baby has made a mess and they've also got into the baked goods and cocktail sausages I bought for the tea party. It's like they don't want a party

Looking forward to seeing everyone in an hour for wenchy fun times.

And…oh my. Is that a duel going on??

It's a long walk Bads. You're very welcome though. See you in a few weeks

Yay! DC are fed, washed and in bed. DH is dozing so hopefully he will either stay up there or retreat to the mancave. Either way Ep4 is ON for 9pm.

Oh I don't give a monkeys about your allure right now Flops - someone's sent me some pretty pictures

Mine is really bad this time too! FMP.

Oh, there's too many beeeaauuuuooootiful ones to post so here's the link for Team A

Scroll down to the Apple event.

OMFG that first pic sparks

Ffs half an hour to go and Mr m has holed himself up in the bathroom. I've only just gotten both monsters to bed. I'm going to replace all his meals with fucking all bran.

I'm watching Spartacus (which I keep calling Sportacus which is highly unfortunate given the content > lots of naked bodies.

OMFG that second pic

Jaysus. Still not caught up because have had crossness with DS1.

Will be watching but not live. I am just relieved that it's Aramis Friday.

Bloody Room 101!!!

OMFG the smiling @ Howie one
OMFG the rock/paper/scissors one
OSMOG (Oh sweet mother of god) the looking stern one

I'd have gone ballistic by now mouse, but then balloons bursting sets me on edge, so that might be an over-reaction Good luck with maintaining order!

Mmm, Sportacus, best bit of kids tv when my two watched it

Am I the only one who fancied Robbie Rotten? Sportacus was just a bit too,...eh idk, good? Let's face it, he'd never finger you senseless on some kind of transport would he.

FFS DH has just appeared. I've got the fire going and a glass of wine and now it's company for my perving. FMDH (not that I can, due to blob )

Mouse I think you need to get a female cat. So it can piss on DH's stuff and even out the poor male behaviour in your house.

Do boys improve as they get older? or is it 18 years of noise and eating all my food?

I loved lazytown till my ex and all his mates said they fancied the girl with the pink hair. It wasn't the same after that.

Robbie Rotten! FFS wench, man-up!