Swagger Inn 80 - What Do We Want? MUSKETEERS IN BILLOWY SHIRTS! When do we want them? Erm... All the time actually please.

[LetUsPrey]

I like to be polite.

Come on in wenches.

Just over 24 hours to go!

Oops!! Didn't see it!!

What Elk thread, where?

Norah a fuzzy Tom (as you should know by now) is a variety of hot toddy for wenches with colds. I VERY kindly accessorized it with Porthos for you as well. Huh.

well as I've only noticed lyndie's I'm on that one now. Fucksake. I've started decorating and everything. Hmmph.

Elk made a thread?

Well I can't find it if she did WW. I think Chaise is trying to distract us while she sneaks off with Athos. Won't work - he's in the hayloft with me just now, and I've pulled the ladder up behind us

Oh now then this IS a typical wench tech mess.

I will be forced to post my Tom Sex dream on all three threads. Just to make sure you all read it.

Oh and the more I see the Santi teeth gif the more shocked I get. I mean. It's so blatant. Just really. Really. And the sheerness of the petticoat. Oof.

I think I may actually break that gif if I watch it many more times.

That was all ours, wasn't it Adrian. Oh purllleeeasseeee just say hello. Please. We all luffs you, we really do. And we know these are your secret little signals. Come out, come out, wherever you are.....

Is it wrong to feel somehow proud that I reported it first do you think Comtesse? I can't believe other people didn't spot it, mind I do watch it all now with a weather eye out for sexfaces and compromising stuff ready to be used as filth later.

Good day at work? Any pus to report?

Yes, ole shiny chin has been knocking about for ages hasn't he?

Come on,whoever it is, show us you're there. You know you want to.

Apologies wenchies, I did scroll down a bit but couldn't see a new thread. Can use Elky's or whatever.

no sorry lyndie. I have now posted on your thread.

but i was not trying to sneak off with Athos, Helen - but now you mention it , that is a good idea.......

but. elk's thread is there. since early this afternoon. comtess has posted on it too. so nerr nerr!!!

I saw elks. and assumed it was the new thread.
before i'd seen lyndie's.

So.

I had the best yet Tom sex dream.

It was all based at the carols. I turned up late and just opened the church door to find Tom coming out laden with various present bags given to him by other people. Cue Hollywood style bump and drop of the bags. And then as he's trying to pick up the bags he mistakenly touches my knee. In a very hot way.

Then swirly swirly dream link and we are chatting over large glasses of wine in what looked like Claridges. I knock over the wine onto his trousers. He said he didn't give a fuck. I said 'what a shame' and then swirly whirly it merged into pretty much a repeat performance of 37000 but with some memorably good hard wall fucking at the end. He bit my neck. I bit his lip. I also scratched his face with my engagement ring by mistake. Oops. Hussy Comtess. I'm sure mr C wouldn't mind. .

It was VERY lifelike.

I have been thinking about it most of the day and conclude that next Christmas I really WILL have to go carolling. Come. What. May.

I'm now triple posting like a bastard. I'm bound to get a dose of MN swirling pussy at this rate.

Noooorrraah I am very proud of you. Top. Fucking. Spot.

Oh, I've had a good hard shag up against a wall with lots of people! including a musketeer or several, in my dreams comtesse. It's getting it in reality that's the trick.

I remember having a particularly filthy dream about wotsisface in Luther. Not the actor mind, the character...
We did it up against the wall by his front door, then in front of the fire in the living room (his ) then in the shower, then in bed.
Then in the morning we did it several times again.
There was a lot more detail in it, like really really detailed, but I don't like to gossip as you all know.

It WAS a momentary lack of wenchiness on everyone's part except Norah's. I'm not too sure what I thought he was doing down there, I think I thought he'd sat down to pull his boots on

I blame Santi overload. I wasn't thinking straight during that episode even though we were only 10 mins in

I was actually frigging amazed that the banking at work balanced the week of the Apple Store

blimey. what a dream Comtess!

Elk made a new thread? I've scrolled back and can't find a link.

How very dare you Comtess. I've never had a dream anything like that. Ever!

Off to catch up on Death in Paradise from last week and then watch Wolf Hall.

I think BabyElk may have started that new thread

Sparks I don't blame you at all. It really was a SantiSaturation for you. .

Norah you're always in my good books. .

Oh oh oh. Detail. In the dream he was in exactly the get up of the FAF PARIS PIC. Beard as per FAF PARIS. No tit hat at all. Skin fit black jeans. Shirt unbuttoned at least three buttons. V scuffed boots. A leather thing round his neck. Hope I ripped that off ...

And

(Special level of detail for MrsB) tartan check boxers. Not unlike Santi's Apple coat .

One of the nicest dreams I had (other than my wench one) was with TB. He was really nice and funny and we got on really well. We might have shagged, can't remember that...
I kept having a recurring one around Christmas time as well, where we all met in an actual pub/tavern and the musketeers were there as well. I took one of them up the alley out the side of it. I was concerned about CCTV as I've read that London has a lot of it but he said as it was sort of inside (there was a locked door/gate thingy at the road end) the pub and so we shagged.
That was nice.
Oh, and we all did karaoke....

Chaise. It was really good sex.

Apricot, I apologise. But I don't feel too sorry because you actually did get beard action at the carols . Not quite that level but fairs fair.

Btw, ref the episode 7 synopsis, are you planning an end to The Apprentice Lover? Have been wondering how it was to end!!

Chaise, btw the party sounded brilliant. Perfect for age group.