Swagger Inn 80 - What Do We Want? MUSKETEERS IN BILLOWY SHIRTS! When do we want them? Erm... All the time actually please.

[LetUsPrey]

I like to be polite.

Come on in wenches.

Just over 24 hours to go!

fancy! My subconscious does that too. I end up shagging either DH (wtf?) or a colleague (eyes meeting across the p.e. Cupboard was my last one) which makes staff meetings awkward

I did have an Athos one involving him sitting in a fireside chair (in the tav?) in just boxers. Nice, very nice

Oooh, you thought of me Fancy

Mouse Is it normal in your house to eat fancy cakes daily since they didn't realise it was a birthday cake???

In what way will your kids suffer Bads? They will get a happier mum who brings in more money to the household and therefore might be able to buy them more stuff!

It was shaped like a giant doughnut.

It was this one doughnut cake

It's entirely possible they thought it was just a cake not a special birthday cake.

T - 4 hours wenches!!!!

That looks delicious Mouse

Bads don't fret about the kids if and when you get this job. You'll still be there for them regardless, but you'll have also benefited from conversation with grown ups during the day and, OMC there's a lot to be said for that!

Aww Apes these damn colds, and kids with runny noses. Babyelk has one at the moment which she's desperately trying to pass on to me. Have some echinacea, or vit C, or zinc, or something

Urg, incoming migraine. so if I dont see you tonight, Ill be there in spirit...

Poor Madame

Oh my fecking FECK!!

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BLOB RARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

My tits are like over inflated balloons filled with broken fucking glass. And my tummy is sticking out so much I can use it as a FUCKING SHELF. I also have burning vadge. No thrush. No explanation. Just the bastard fucking burrrrrrrrrn of expectation. FMWAC

I've spent the WHOLE DAY, doing laps of the same frigging shops. Feet are killing me! And I've got a crappy day to look forward to tmw, so no doubt my womb will decide to evacuate its contents at the optimum moment and I'll spend the day cramping, squelching and leaking every fucking where. FML. FMLP.

Anyway, how are we all? Anything on tonight? Have been lazy wench again and not RTFT, but I get the gist, musketeers, leather, beards, billowy shirts, sexy sex gods, and oh, let's not forget the all important FOOTBALL AND FUCKING RUGBY

Hoping for live watch. Is this the one we heard was going to be a good one for Athos/Aramis

Oooh HELLO everyone who gave me such warm greetings.
Have been getting in the mood for today by galloping around on a large horse. Lots of sweaty leather......

Team Athos BTW.

LOL

Travelled...
This is awkward...
I need to say "welcome!" and "fuck off" at the same time!
How does one do that?

OIT! Sparks. You should know the answer to my frogging question....what is it? Was that this week or next episode*? I remember hearing/seeing something good, but I can't remember what, or where???? Help a wench out here.

• Obviously that would NORMALLY, if it was any OTHER show, say 'next week' but as this series is apparently meant to span the next six frigging months, I have had to adapt accordingly.

FYBBC

YBOC!

Oh ferferksake!

I did not have a 'frogging' question. You do not need to scroll back, confuse sly searching for a post about amphibians. FYA. YFC!

Oh ffs! confusedly !! Rarrrrgghhhh!

Can't type anything you want anymore!

Well Hanna

I think you'll find it's a bit of an Aramis-fest ce soir. As far as I can tell. And Jess P has only tweeted his pic though she may just be doing it in order of FAF.

HTH.

Baddz
I demand my satisfaction. Swords or pistols? At Dawn.

Oh travelled :(
I will fuck you up. I don't do nicey nicey duels at dawn.
I am the founder member of team Athos.
Fear me.
:)
But seriously....fear me.

...and if you want satisfaction I advise staying away from team Treville and team kingy :)

...if you can stand listening to howies brain farts then team porthos might do for you....

Evening wenchery!!!

Thank fuck it's Friday!! Woo hoo!

Badders - v pleased to hear about interview going well. Hope it works out,

Elk I've just read the Paul Mc thing. Ew. Very unnecessary. And after the whole 37000 feet thing. Rude, I call it.

Anyway it worked for me. Not dream wise but I got a damned good shag out if it. Only marred slightly by a call from a teen 'teenus interruptus' asking to borrow a tenner. This was at half eleven. Fucking teenagers.

Anyway due to circs beyond control I've only had a packet of Starburst all day so off to scarf down some food sharpish.

See you at 9..,,,

I'm relieved it's not just me flopsy, at the pe cupboard dream.

That cake is making me feel hungry mouse, I hope you've managed to get a replacement, or better still someone's replaced it for you!

madame, hope you're ok for later, if not, rest assured that Team Aramis will perve for you, we won't let you down

I like your style of preparation!

@ teenus interruptus comtess, well the phrase, not the action, I can only imagine the frustration. I bet they know better than to disturb you tonight

DS1 has informed that he may well watch it with me tonight, instead of when I rewatch on Sunday.

Madame! noooooooooooooooooo.

And Elk - I hope that baby cold isn't going to produce copious amounts of feeding-inhibiting snot at 8.55