Swagger Inn 80 - What Do We Want? MUSKETEERS IN BILLOWY SHIRTS! When do we want them? Erm... All the time actually please.

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I like to be polite.

Come on in wenches.

Just over 24 hours to go!

Ooh, I do like it when mave goes all stern and teacherly. I agree with you though. If I see a thread I don't recognise or get, I wouldn't then post 'eh? Wtf?' (or words to that effect) I'd wait and see.
Rude.

Norty cinn. Rude.
Hello travelled how are you?
Very much looking forward to tonight.

NO FUCKING SNOW THOUGH. It went downwards, missing us. If it had gone across it would have been a snow day today. FML.

I know it's annoying if you have to be busy though, so hope everyone gets to places safely. Don't want nuffink happening to ma wenchies.
And finally a nice musketeer picture for us all. except the weirdos

Hello travelled! Checking in for tonight?

Hmmm, they hhaven't amended the thread title yet I see.

No snow here either thank god it only snowed for about 20 mins.

How come we're on 29 posts and the previous thread isn't finished?

Billowly and very grubby shirts you say? Yes please!

It's finished now!

Fab thread finishing technique there by Norah and MrsB

Good morning. Well I finally had a dream with a Musketeer in it. A completely unerotic one though. FMUD. I was at some promo event (think this means I spent too long getting cross at the Apple video) with a Team A wench (think it was sparks, but that bit was all hazy as only dreams can be). We were sat at tables, 2 to a table, sort of in a circle & Santi was in the middle. He came (ntl) & sat on our table, but tipped it & we completely lost it in a fit of really uncool giggles. Very disappointing

Ha, great minds Norah.

I was going to post Fuck off Rugby, Fuck off RND, We want our Musketeers.

That said I am quite partial to the rugby boys. Mmmm.

We also want our Series 3 announcement. Where the fuck is that eh BBC? It's not like we don't know it's happening, Andy Hay told us .

Am in a right grump this morning. Worst blob for eons. Wish it would just hurry the fuck up and get it over with.

And I've got meeting minutes to type up. Which I hate doing.

Something I came across that might be of interest to mave on her Shakespeare course?

www.amazon.co.uk/William-Shakespeares-Star-Wars-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B00NKDLGK2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1422616048&sr=8-1&keywords=star+wars+shakespeare

That's fab :)

The humour might be a bit lost on DS though, and he's the Star Wars fan.

I like the bit when c3po says "we must away from this forsaken place" or something and r2d2 replies "beep meep".

Nice dream, fancy

Have you read the 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies' or 'Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters' books?

No, quite want to read the zombies one, have you read them?

Ah, just seen mn have amended the thread. Bless them, we must really annoy them.

Yes, they were both suitably entertaining.
for MNHQ for having to deal with us

I can just picture MNHQ......

FERFERK'SSAKE it's the fucking Swagger Inn lot AGAIN!

CATSBUM<

Hello wenches!

Marking place......

That's you, me, norah and badz blobbing at the moment bea. Close your eyes and ears a minute sparks...does anywench else have, Erm! toilet trouble at the same time? I'm sick of going to the loo and bombing from both ends

Oh. And hello again travelled. I can't remember your team....

Morrning-ish!

Hey Sparks there's a thread in most active about how do you eat jam donuts? You should get on there and tell them how it's done properly off the cum gutters of a billowy shirted beardy man of course

Loads of bloody snow here....MlleElk off school again, so I've packed her off to a mates house so that I can Get Organised for the weekend. Which is why I'm here of course.

Apes that is my current favourite photo but all I can think about is taking my main gauche stitch ripper and tearing the front so that it only just comes together (oh-oh-oh-lt) at the waistband of his trousers. That way we all benefit from the fluffy navel

I had a Tom dream!!!! He was being interviewed on one of those awful daytime chat shows, but the whole thing was dedicated to him, with lots of clips from his work etc All very realistic and credible. Then they showed a vid RachaelOhMyActualGod had made, offering herself to him shamelessly , at which point they cut back to the studio where Tom was being all modest and squirmy on the sofa, and he was asked about relationships, and he sheepishly answered "well actually I am in a serious and committed relationship, and have been for years. It's just nobody knows" Then the interviewer said, "yes, it's with [blah blah - insert random name here], cue cut to a clip of a blond woman dressed as a rat in some children's programme! Then they brought RachaelOhMyActualGod on and the poor woman just didn't know what to do with herself! Then, it all started to get really weird - he began morphing into Paul McCartney and it was like his face was sliding off , and my unconscious went yep!, this is a fucking dream.

So that's that one, and the one where you lot shut me in the car with the child locks on as soon as he turned up, you fuckers.

FMS(ubconscious)!

Crikey, you and fancy did not make full use of your Musketeer Dream TM elk.

Hellooooo
Think interview went ok.
I was in there for an hour.
Is that good...or bad?
They said they will let me know by Monday.
Blob still hasn't arrived but it's on it's bastard way :(
The paths were sooo dangerous this morning...I nearly went over twice!
Dh off grocery shopping bless him.
I might send him to pick ds2 up too!
The job is more hours than I wanted so need to have a chat with Dh/pils/mum re childcare.

Elk - oh that's funny. I don't think I've ever had any sort of Musketeer dream, just the occasional wench turning up.

Right, I am going to hunt down some lunch (currently have eggy bread craving...)

Have done nowhere near enough work this morning. Even though I probably have. It just feels like I haven't and lovely work have given me a whole new inbox to monitor which partially duplicates my usual one, but not completely so I have massive deja-vu going on when I look at the emails...

Oooooooooh Badders - fingers crossed for job and childcare.

How are you feeling today?