Real Housewives of Cheshire tonight, you know you want to....

[EachandEveryone]

can't bloody wait!

I wonder why they are selling?

It's a lovely area but a bit further out into the countryside, they've got teenage daughters so I wonder if they want to be nearer to town. Also it's the nature of their business to want to sell it and move onto another project I would've thought - though I doubt there will be many buyers at that price, even in cheshire!

Ah I see. I didn't realise it was out in the sticks. I'd buy it if I had the money

Holliegolightlyscat- Spot on!!! and Leanne is Dawn's bitch.

Leanne the snitch! tusk tusk!

Got really into this now Love Ampika, I think she comes accross really well, also like Lauren, Magali and Tanya.

I like Dawn, I don't know why the others are so against her.

Lauren's husband is horrible. He came across as such an arrogant knob in the nightclub scene.

I love love love Tanya.

She's hilarious, and pretty straight forward. She doesn't bitch about people.

I did like Ampika but not now. I'm not fond of Dawn but I think if she wants to freeze her eggs thats her choice.

I love Tanya too. Going off Dawn, she's very hard.
Lauren seems really mean.
Impressed by Leanne's dancing

''Do not mess with Magali'' ''Magali don't take sides''- lol!

Lauren's husband is repulsive.

i did feel a bit sorry for dawn the other night when lauren's hubby was sort of laying into her about being married to a footballer. they were both really sneery at her.

leanne's dancing was fab, it all 'appens oop north by the looks of it.

the club reminded me of the ones around here in the late 80s.

Leanne's dancing fab?! Are you kidding me?! even Taylor Swift is better than her- and Taylor Swift dancing is awful.

Ampika's "great" sayings include:

"once I'm done wi'yer, I'll discard yer" (really classy!!)

"she (Dawn)'s a piece of acid"! Really, a piece?

Leanne's "great" sayings include (exhaustive list):

"i married a footballer.........i live in a big house.......[tizzy voice]"

My antidote saying to this would have been "I married someone in IT, I live in a semi, where I can hear my neighbour's phone calls [tizzy voice]...I think I've got it made really"

Dawn is my favourite. She needs some other housewife to talk to. It's always an us and them situation. :(

I was impressed she could do the splits though!

I'm glad we seem to have moved on slightly from 'the women's reproductive hour'... I know far more about their gynae histories than I ever wanted to!

I couldn't stop laughing when they showed you the preview for tomorrows episode. Ampika doing the hoover impression

I'm developing an irrational dislike for Nick and Royston...

Next week looks explosive :o

Nick and Royston are vile. So is Ampika (and massively deluded/jealous of Dawn). Lauren and Paul are the vilest. Esp Paul.

Ashley is quite fanciable tho!

I've come to the sad conclusion that most of them are horrible to each other. Apart from Tanya.

I suspect that Leanne is probably quite nice but edited to look worse. Loving the yellow dress.

Dawn's daughters seem very normal.

I am a real fan of the Housewives shows (fav of the moment is the New Jersey lot) But this group leaves me cold (and bored) there's no storylines, nothing really happens. They are simply either bland or bitchy. I don't even get why Dawn and Ampika have fallen out!!! Am I missing something?

I know babbit, it is a bit rubbish; I keep watching and hoping that a story will develop. so far it's been nothing but hot air keeping these women afloat.

Dawn will have a baby boy-who will probably come out holding a briefcase and a cellphone!

Caught up with the last epi.

Steak and chips, then. But the steak is prime Cheshire stuff and there are thin and thick chips. That's sophistication for ya.

Lauren's oh was well out of order, no way would he have spoken to dawn like that if her oh had been there..Wotta nob.