X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

Oh God, are they actually trying to push those nicknames??

Theyve even got logos now, and still no one knows their names.

Stop trying to give them personalities. We don;t care.

They've drawn all over the bunkbeds

They would have had a dishwasher in that big kitchen. Washing up zzz

The mums want a house on sandbanks.

Tulisa could have at least have worn a bit of makeup.

Gangsta mums is what this series needs, tbh. Gangsta grabs would be even better.

This was number one the week dd2 was born. I'm not sure if that's better than Ernie, or not...

Tulisa looks like jodie Marsh

It's nowhere near as good as Ernie.

ooh, get Shouty Kick.

I thought dishwasher too.
I think Poundland Joey Essex is the one I dislike the most. He is sinister.

I've only fancied him since X-Men.

I hate Year 9's faces too.

Aww Louis's face!! His eyes were alight...He frickin loves boybands.

squoosh- Ernie definitely has the edge.

"Smiley Kick" ( ) has hair like a ventriloquist's dummy

DS (16) has just put his head round the door and said 'OMG those wankers still here'
He's now making me a cup of tea for saying the w word

I've complained too Rudy. Fed up with this shite.

I feel like I really hate that james graham. His hair. His closing of one eye. His constant awareness of where the camera is. Hate him.

Urgh, did he just WINK?

Badger kick keeps holding his bowels as he sings, like he's got dreadful diahorrea.

Urgh the wink.

Speaking of gangsters, I had my hair cut by a famous local gangster's daughter today (I only discovered this after the event). She was lovely, I might add.

Ah, the inevitable wink. Or tic. Whatever.