X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

Oh she was ill. yawn.

Her vocal was shit- the other week, they moaned when one of them tried to use illness as an excuse- bloody hypocrites.

Mince pie at the ready. Sherry lurking.

They're always so so ill but miraculously are better for Saturday night.

I've been proper ill, they were going to keep me in hospital yesterday so ner!

honey I want some rebels
Iv got mince pies (critiquing the Lidl ones) and Percy pigs

I complained about Gaga, and Robin Thicke, because he was on last year too. Totally wrong.

I'm not sure the my parents pretended to get back together for xfactor sob story is really striking the chord they hoped for with the audience. Without hearing anyone else sing, I suspect a lamenting-lozza v pugsy sing off.

I would love some Morrissey on xf..

I love the Churches song in the Marc Jacobs ad, it's one of my favourites.

Oh, yes. Thicke too.
Urgh. i feel dirty.

revels

Rebels and Nerds could be the title of The Mumsnet Musical

I can already hear the outrage if X factor did Morrissey week.

If you'd been in xfactor they'd have said it was no excuse, fairy. however, a bit of a sniffle and they're all making excuses.

Rudolph &Raah I complained about gaga last year too. Also about the dancers Wagner had on his year. Gratuitous and without any sort of context.

Haha Lamenting Lozza does Lamenting Mozza, I love it!

I think I kind of fancy James McAvoy.

Oh look. It's james mcavoy. Time to wheel out my (really dull) going to the cinema story.

Bazza 'plastic face' manilow is on Wossy. Must be doing the rounds. Shame he missed hallowe'en.

Noisy

Barry Manilow's forehead is about fifty years younger than the rest of his face.

It kind of fancy him too, Pete. And I really, really fancied him when I was 16.

Their mothers look hard as nails.

Year Nines and their Gangsta Mums.

Oh no- they are giving them Spice girl style Nicknames.