X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

That was shit.

I've done me OFCOM form.

Sit down Willie (Louis) desperate.

Big Haired Sex Face Kick gives me the creeps.

Blerk at the head wibble melisma and the smug wink at the end there

Don't like Chezzas new hair or rabbit eyes

One of them has to come out, soon though.

They need to do country dancing formations.

That's the one, slithy. And he sings out of one side of his face only.
FUCK OFF, Mingehead.

Yes I've complained as well, only took me 5 frickin re-captcha attempts

What do I need to complain to.ofcom about? I didn't see the start. This programme needs complaints.

See, Pete. I (kind of) knew him before he was famous and about 17. In a vague acquaintance kind of way.

It's just depressing that this is so mainstream.

TheFairyCaravan, so you won't be wanting their CD for Christmas then?

Emilie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzande

Ooh really. Is he lovely?

Are we supposed to give a shit who chose these songs?

'We did our best with it'

Louis has given us a shit song again

Did they ask Matt the Hat Cardle to choose a song?

Did Leona herself, choose 'Run'?

Oh, she's a gospel girl .How original.

The strip club dancers, Carrier, and the generally shitty objectification of women in this series. Or that was my take, anyway. Girl dancers in pants rubbing themselves on the male singers and Dermot.

No, Line, they won't make any CD's!

I love the way they act like they're some star revisiting their humble background for the first time in 50 years.

Yes. He is (or he was) absolutely lovely. He was the kind of boy your grandparents said things like 'oh he's such a nice boy' about.

I'm not feeling these trousers. Katharine Hepburn she ain't.

Fleur sure has the right attitude to be a pop diva...

I do love hairbears hair.

This isn't the right tune, is it?

Fleur' got hideous trousers on, so of course she needs to show her bra.

She's got her bra out!

I'm channelling my Nan, tonight I think, it must be my flannelette pyjamas!