X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

I'm shocked.

I'll miss yodel kick

Hah. I am happy to be wrong.
Now let us NEVER hear from or speak of Shouty Kick again, OK?

Thick Kick crying his little heart out again

Lauren's outfit looks like something I made to dress up my barbie

Mel doesn't like Chezza does she ? Ha

Wussy Kick is crying, bless him
Polo ear Kick looks like he's about to cosh someone with his mic

I will be glad not to have to watch shouty kick again, tbh. Even if it does mean I have to sit in the twat bench.

Badger kick is crying. As is thick kick.

They were a big boyband, as in there were 8 of the buggers.

The mums will now storm the stage and tear Simon limb from limb with their bare hands.

Thick Kick better hope he hasn't fucked up his GCSE chances by wasting however many weeks it was on the show

They'll split up by tomorrow the end of the tour.

Sam Bailey get maternity pay from cowell for performing, or will it be a keep in touch day ??? Lol

I couldn't possibly even guess which one was yodel kick, as they (sensibly) told him not t yodel.

Is Idina going to bring Olaf? Please let it be Olaf.

ohdear at it being a Sam Bailey KIT day!

Girl group Fifth Harmony? I'm willing to bet I am not the only one not to have a clue.

Right, I am in trouble now. I don't hate Heynow (only his sexist staging). quite like Pugsy, as long as I don't have to listen to him. And I feel sorry for Lozza. And I like Fleur. What on earth will i do with all the pent up rage and hate? Xf is usually my only outlet.

Hey Now is smug.

He can go next week.

The mothers will likely audition themselves. Most of them in the Under25s.

And I have no idea who Fifth Harmony are

So next week will be great!

See you then!

Right til next week everyone!

Rudolph, thats funny!

I've no idea who fifth harmony are either, Rudolph.

There's always the judges to hate. And the gyrating women in pants, or at the producers for thinking that's the only thing that can accompany any song.

See you all next week.

I'm off to watch I'm a Celeb

Oh yes, I can hate the judges. And Friedman.
And the slebs who come to duet and flog their singles

See you next week.