X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

This is all quite uncomfortable. Especially the gyrating sort of near Brian May.

Oh, good LORD. Pleather catsuit for Fleur?

Emphatic pointing from Year 9

Fleur is rocking the pleather

Nah hasn't got the range or power of Fred.

Lambert has been in Glee, he's quite good, and at least different to the usual style of winners.

Fleur seems to have come as cat woman tonight.

Year 9 look like they're waiting for a bus, about to shout WANKER at some passer by and gob at a crisp packet.

Imagine how awful you'd smell after performing under stage lights in a pleather catsuit.

Pfleather cat suit.. Roger taylor looks like a dad forced to take the kids to seethe show. Time he gave up.

Imagine how hard it would be to get out of a pleather catsuit after performing under stage lights!

They did look as if they'd lost their way to the nursing home.

They should ban the phrase 'made it your own' on xfactor really.

lamenting Lozza really was dirgy.

Dh likes Fleurs teeth. No mention of the singing.

I think it would probably be for the best if fleur didn't win. She'd almost certain do better if she wasn't the xfactor winner.

It's not making them sound any better, this re-cap.

DS2 just said he forgot the babyshits existed!

She has got lovely teeth.

And will be better off without the show.

Babyshits- Home bargains have shed loads of Union j tat.

I'm banning light and shade from the vocabulary.

Union j's stats were hilariously crap. Usually it's sold several billion singles, saved earth from alien invasion, etc.

Not even a number one to boast about, this lot

This is very dull.

They ain't the Wandies.

What does the j stand for - was gonna say jif but its cif now.

I can't actually hear the singing over the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped.

I've no idea who they are. Except they aren't take that.

Why are they bobbing up and down? This is shit, it has no beat, it's dull.