X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

Some of then babyshits are sporting hair worse than Y9 detention.

They're supporting The Vamps next year.
I have to go & see them with DD1 & her friend.

Could be worse...last year I had to watch 1D

J for jacks? They are all called jack. Which does get confusing.

Why the babyshits? was there literally no-one from last year they could get back?

Or the year before? What happened to bloke who worked in Asda?

My son just said you know it's bad when the stats quote You Tube views

Didn't all their names begin with a J until they added George?

Babyshits are entirely based on the premise that people might mistake them for the Wandies. Eventually they will just give up and become a Wandie tribute band in local pubs.

I fear it was short for jack(shit).

One of them is called George, iirc. And wasn't originally part of the group. They are a weak make up group.

Didnt one of them used to play guitar?

Doesn't say much fr their career now, if XF three years ago was the best six weeks of their lives, gawd help them.

Union gack then.

inklewinkle snap. Going to see The Vamps too. I'll take a good book and some ear plugs.

I'm pretty confident that joan lewis would have been free. Morrison's would give her the time off.

Anyone doing the maths will realise they didn't get too far in the lives, then.

The asda bloke , nicole went there to work and loved her 3 minutes stacking a shelf

YY, names all began with a J. Then Simon made them add George, and he was a bit wanting and also called George, which upset things. They decided that G was nearly J and most of their fans likely illiterate anyway and kept the J.
Or that was how I remembered it anyway.

DD1 will be very jealous of all the Vamps people. Except she may have decided she likes 5SoS this week. Or Taylor Swift. I can't keep up.

Simon presumably added George to give young girls someone to fancy, because some of the babyshits are very ropey looking.

Frozen- oh yes, Shitsinger with the pricing gun was class tv

I'm quite glad that my two don't much like pop music.

Although DS1 enjoyed the new Damien rice album that DH bought.

Ooh late to the party...

It's so exciting. Well, not really.

They could have Jorge the Spanish contingent.

George is Harry, innit? Vacant grin and the hair.
Only now Harry has gone all trendy. George just looks lost.

Wow.